scallionpancake

what the helly

[scallionpancake @kylecalian]

Lemme get a Brunson egg and cheese with grabba

[scallionpancake @kylecalian]

Knicks deadass played badly imo - Mikal and OG missing easy short shots

[scallionpancake @kylecalian]

@Hellaorganics @thefinecard This shit isn’t even close to accurate lol

[scallionpancake @kylecalian]

@pdown_829 @pikkitsports We love making 20-30 units before trips abroad 👀

[scallionpancake @kylecalian]

Ain’t no way the DMV let this one slide

[adiba @780613]

new york is achieving things it has never achieved before under the mamdani caliphate

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

.@NYCSanitation I'd like to report a sweep

[scallionpancake @kylecalian]

His name is Big Purr

[mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki @moll11y]

Are there size kings? Like guys who like big pussy?

[scallionpancake @kylecalian]

Tonka Joshari

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

never change, @joshhart 🤣

[scallionpancake @kylecalian]

Fuck 😩

[Trent Attyah @BookitWithTrent]

For the first time all playoffs…

I’m nuking the Knicks -5.5.

Mortal Mega.

[scallionpancake @kylecalian]

This is what it’s all about right here

[SportsNet Pittsburgh @SNPittsburgh]

Manifesting this kind of love in 2026 😭❤️

[scallionpancake @kylecalian]

@_angel_byte_ Or you can be as stupid as me and try to get them in a PSA 8 or higher 😂 (gonna need to sell more than just the feet at this rate)

[scallionpancake @kylecalian]

Cavs fans watching the 44-11 Knicks run to end the game (this was us game 1 last year)

[scallionpancake @kylecalian]

If it weren’t for second chances we’d all be alone

[scallionpancake @kylecalian]

@OnyxOdds kalecalls

[Onyx @OnyxOdds]

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[Josh Hart @joshhart]

The Captain 🫡

[scallionpancake @kylecalian]

Bring out Trey SMACK

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

We have released Brandon McManus

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

LOOK OUT BELOW 😵‍💫

[scallionpancake @kylecalian]

@Unbreakablestcg Would you entertain trades for the mew?