Kyle Caldwell

some people need 3 dozen roses

[Kyle Caldwell @KylecCaldwell]

I just got my ass KICKED by a middle aged Mexican woman in racquetball

[thebe kgositsile @earlxsweat]

bro lol

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

i answer my 2k texts more than my real life texts

[Kyle Caldwell @KylecCaldwell]

@daniellerutz @scottieslong My deepest fear is that I'll pull my clothes out of the washer and they'll all be a different color than when they went in #materialgirl

[Kyle Caldwell @KylecCaldwell]

@chuckownsnoobs The worst part about this tweet is that you were out with my parents and I last night...

[Kyle Caldwell @KylecCaldwell]

@BlackBradd @chuckownsnoobs Lmaooo he is the adult version of the "where yo grades at" kid 😂

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Am I scared to get hit in the face? No. Every day weirdos pay dominatrixes hundreds of dollars for that privilege. I'm scared I'll love it.

[thebe kgositsile @earlxsweat]

lmao im on the couch i got two hands in the air

[Kyle Caldwell @KylecCaldwell]

Bears visit, NFL attention rewarding for emerging OL Cameron Lee https://t.co/B35QmCiktZ via @suntimes @ComebackCam love this

[Kyle Caldwell @KylecCaldwell]

@ComebackCam *insert sarcastic response here*

[Kyle Caldwell @KylecCaldwell]

@ComebackCam Nope, completely over our heads

[Kyle Caldwell @KylecCaldwell]

The amount of times I've looked in the mirror and saw a booger on my face after being in public is really disheartening

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

Yo chill bro im gonna get on that new drake album right when I'm done with this beauty and the beast soundtrack. Damn gimme a second

[Kyle Caldwell @KylecCaldwell]

https://t.co/QmhEv6jMmZ #storenvy

Too stoked @aregularassdude thanks for these!!

[Kyle Caldwell @KylecCaldwell]

@molly_lent 😳