Kyle Darling

“If you’ve never lived with a squirrel, you’ve never lived” -Bob Ross

[Kyle Darling @KyleDarling1]

I try to keep my Twitter an equal mix of the soul crushing reality of what is happening in our country and all the cute animal videos/pictures I can find to then cheer people up. So in light of that, here’s a baby polar bear being tickled

[cal @callummccolgan]

me waiting for the lifeguard to let me down the waterslide

[Kyle Darling @KyleDarling1]

Knowing that the receptionists at my dentist’s office fight over who gets to call/text me about appointments because I’m nice to them brings me profound joy

[Kyle Darling @KyleDarling1]

Couldn’t be me crying due to the musical genius of Howard Shore in LOTR while signing off on my staff payroll. Absolute roller coaster of emotions right now

[Kyle Darling @KyleDarling1]

Not me crying actual tears learning how amazing the Octopus is 😭

[Tolkien Society @TolkienSociety]

On 17 December 2003: The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King was realised. Adapting #Tolkien's Return of the King (and part of The Two Towers) it tells the epic conclusion of the story, with the destruction of the Ring and defeat of Sauron. It won 11 Oscars. #LOTR

[Kyle Darling @KyleDarling1]

@Jluzzle

[Kyle Darling @KyleDarling1]

Been on a real existential crisis kick lately. Realized that regardless of what happens in the future, I just want to be as positive of an influence in one person’s life as Mr Rogers has been for so many

Everything else just feels like pointless noise

[Kyle Darling @KyleDarling1]

There’s something really demoralizing about throwing up anti-nausea medication. Loveeeeeee me a good migraine

[Kyle Darling @KyleDarling1]

As soon as I saw that Michael Cera was in Barbie, I knew he was going to be my favorite character. Allan is the MVP

[Kyle Darling @KyleDarling1]

All I’m trying to do is buy tickets to see Barbie with the fam and I’ve been stuck in a 15 minute online queue??? This shit crazy

[Andrew Snyder @Andrewnsnyder]

If you really want to know what an alpha male looks like, this is it:

Running and leaping through the forest in search of water lilies for your wife, tending to the trees, and sending barrow-wights into the outer darkness.

[Kyle Darling @KyleDarling1]

Holy shit May 12th can’t come soon enough

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

"Our last line of defense will be Link“

Watch the final pre-launch trailer for The Legend of #Zelda: #TearsOfTheKingdom, coming May 12th, only on Nintendo Switch.

[Kyle Darling @KyleDarling1]

@ry_pratt Yessir!!!! Been way too long. We’ll have to catch up after ski season, I’m sure you’re still busy on the mountain haha

[Kyle Darling @KyleDarling1]

The thing that really sucks about chronic and debilitating illness is how isolating it can be; most groups of people will stop inviting you after you say no to 2-3 events and trying to reach out and maintain friendships feels like a chore and something I don’t have capacity for

[Kyle Darling @KyleDarling1]

@bitchwitch242 Right back at ya 😊

[Kyle Darling @KyleDarling1]

So you know, if we lost contact and you wonder if I hate you or feel any ill will towards you, the answer will be no 99.9% of the time. Just got super sick and my social life has been in shambles since the end of 2019 😅

[Kyle Darling @KyleDarling1]

@_graceepaige Here’s how you quit: just send this gif in an email with no additional explanation