Joe Liuzzi

ɪf ju kæn rid ðɪs, raɪt mi ə ˈlɪmərɪk.

[Joe Liuzzi @Jluzzle]

On October 8, my brother. @rykerdaguy was killed on his motorcycle by a drunk driver.
My life will never be the same.
My heart is completely broken.
It doesn’t make sense.
I just want him back.

[Joe Liuzzi @Jluzzle]

Her: *visibly upset*

Me: Are yousa okieday?

Her: *still visibly upset, but worse and in a different way*

[The Internet Fish @TheInternetFish]

This is killing me man

[Joe Liuzzi @Jluzzle]

I do t get what gender has to do with it. Anyone can have a dwindling spool of wire. We all do, actually.

[taoki @justalexoki]

this video really did a number for the gender war

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🌋🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @hum_dunkin]

Therye called beans

[Joe Liuzzi @Jluzzle]

When she asks if I want to come over

[Hans Fiene 🦬 @HansFiene]

Sorry, but there's no way you're building a billion mile long ship for sixteen dollars

[tts @ttSfps]

im a person...

[Joe Liuzzi @Jluzzle]

Ladies First

Yesss

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

you’re trapped in the last movie you watched, where are you?

[Joe Liuzzi @Jluzzle]

Uh, none? Am I the only one? There are like a BILION things to watch.
Ain’t nobody got time for that!

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Name a movie you've seen more than 7 times with just a GIF

[el barbudo 🇨🇺 @danker_hank]

Good, that's what I was going for.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

In The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride (1998), when Simba banishes Kovu, the score absolutely erupts.

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

We all have that one friend who is Constantly Struggling against One or More Outrageously Absurd Plights

[beanmouth strikes again @piperocktheory]

Tom Kane’s funniest performance ever — his delivery of each line here has me in stitches every time I watch this episode

R.I.P.

[misa ࿇ @forxureyesonly]

sometimes i wanna socialise but i don’t wanna talk. i just want to be around like a cat

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Hayao Miyazaki intentionally adds quiet moments of stillness, known as “Ma,” into all of his films, including Spirited Away (2001).

Giving the audience a moment to breathe between the emotion and action

[Joe Liuzzi @Jluzzle]

Forced to “I missed the part where that’s my problem”

Born to “with great power comes great responsibility”

[Marcelame @_Marcelame]

I FOUND IT

[Joe Liuzzi @Jluzzle]

Imagine the spirits of two of these guys talking about their existence.

“I think, therefore Isisaurus”

Call that paleo-ontology

[Joe Liuzzi @Jluzzle]

@MensHumor Let’s say he started having sex at 16 years old. At an average of 2 women slept with per day (some days 1, some days 3). That gives us 21,170. 12,500 is possible.

[Joe Liuzzi @Jluzzle]

Anyone in my area want this haircut? Tell you what, I’ll do it for just $0.29

[Korutürk Bey @KoruturkBey]

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