Please read all my tweets with an Australian accent; it will make me infinitely more attractive. And while you're at it, just assume I have a six-pack.
@EricLDaugh I’m actually impressed that you could stop cupping daddy Trump’s balls long enough to type out this tweet, you fucking pinheaded shitstain. Go back to chortling his chode while the adults have meaningful conversations.
Someone take play calling duties away from Bush. I vote we give it one of the frat dudes that’s pumping hours into taking North Texas to the promised land in College Football ‘26.