Kyle

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.

[Kyle @kyleden89]

Totally normal response from an official government account about .. *checks notes* .. the weather forecast

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

This event is about celebrating America’s unmatched greatness after 250 years — which apparently doesn’t sit well with the friendless loser who wrote this bullshit clickbait headline.

Rain or shine, we’re celebrating our great country no matter what. GOD BLESS AMERICA! 🇺🇸

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

Remember when they said Zelensky desecrated the sanctity of the White House by not wearing a suit

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

This is what happens when everyone around you is too afraid to say, “Sir, that’s fucking stupid”

[Kyle @kyleden89]

So much winning

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

"In the end, American consumers paid $159 billion in temporary national sales taxes for which most will never be reimbursed a penny. And rather than those taxes being used by the federal government to, say, repave roads or build bridges, most of the money will instead provide corporate windfalls." https://t.co/gkdRAzPBz5

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

"In the end, American consumers paid $159 billion in temporary national sales taxes for which most will never be reimbursed a penny. And rather than those taxes being used by the federal government to, say, repave roads or build bridges, most of the money will instead provide corporate windfalls." https://t.co/gkdRAzPBz5

[Kyle @kyleden89]

@JoshNorris 2 players and a January loanee and managed +5 pts vs. what he was handed. He wasn’t allowed to match emerys 19/20 spending until 21/22👍

[Kai Havertz @kaihavertz29]

What a team, what a season. This means so much!!! @premierleague CHAMPIONS 🏆❤️

[Kyle @kyleden89]

@JoshNorris Whose squad did he finish in 8th with?

[Kyle @kyleden89]

@LordMillman29 @JoshNorris Emery was backed financial plenty, including the club record signing at the time (Nicolas Pepe LOL) and left the club in the shambles it was when Arteta inherited it. You’re right, you cannot compare the two.

[Ebere @EbereEze10]

I swear imma make It and when I do, they're gunna show this tweet lol

[Kyle @kyleden89]

@landondonovan @FelipeCar More importantly, we’ve never forgiven you for this

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

"The acting director of the CDC has delayed publication of a report showing the covid-19 vaccine cut the likelihood of ER visits and hospitalizations for healthy adults last winter by about half," per WaPo

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Ruin your entire life and credibility for a grifter pedophile-sympathizing moron only for this to be the result. Hilarious.

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

“Everything’s going great. We won and got all our goals. They want a deal bigly. Only 2-3 more weeks. And if they don’t listen it’ll be fine. We just may need to send in troops. But we won. Total victory. Please buy stocks”

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

An old tweet by Donald Trump is circulating:

[Kate @Katiemoneygrabz]

Anyone mad about the Trump call to men’s team has huge dump in their pants. Just a hockey guy. From what I understand he’s always been a massive Predators fan.

[Matt Platkin @mattplatkin]

Let’s be clear about what this says: the head of the FBI killed an investigation into a potential homicide of an American citizen because it didn’t fit neatly into the President’s contrived (and baseless) political narrative.

And instead wanted to prosecute the deceased’s spouse.

Putin-level fascism.

[Bryan @BryanMoMav15]

Hunter Biden really is the most ethical degenerate ever. No Epstein Pedo shit, Hunter simply just enjoys getting blazed out of his mind with consenting Latina sex workers of age. He’s a proper American Freak, a man of the people honestly.