Kylee Parker

[Kylee Parker @kylee_daniellee]

“Don’t let anybody tell you what the fuck to do, especially a man” -my mom

[Kylee Parker @kylee_daniellee]

Me: Look at my necklace, it says “1997” isn’t it cute???
My dad: Oh yeah cute, that’s the year you were born right????

😑😑😑

[Kylee Parker @kylee_daniellee]

@m_kulosman Oooo definitely haven’t watched House yet I’ll have to check it out!!! Thank you :)

[Kylee Parker @kylee_daniellee]

I need a new funny show to watch on Netflix/Hulu :/

[Kylee Parker @kylee_daniellee]

@noragray22 I tried I don’t like it ://

[Kylee Parker @kylee_daniellee]

@sarfos13 Yesss just finished schitt’s creek but I will probably rewatch it bc I can’t find anything better lol

[Kylee Parker @kylee_daniellee]

Picture this... you’re 23 yrs old, drunk, CLEANING YOUR KITCHEN!!!!!! on a Saturday night

[Kylee Parker @kylee_daniellee]

@noragray22 I’m glad someone understands

[Kylee Parker @kylee_daniellee]

Everyone should end their day with a glass of wine in the shower.. just sayin

[Kylee Parker @kylee_daniellee]

@hunkpapi Wowwwww my heart lol

[Kylee Parker @kylee_daniellee]

@hunkpapi It says the tweet was deleted :((

[Kylee Parker @kylee_daniellee]

When my bf leaves for one night and says “make sure you lock to door and have the dog sleep with you incase anyone tries anything” 😟😟 I’m sorry WHAT. I will be getting 0 hrs of sleep tonight thank u

[Kylee Parker @kylee_daniellee]

@noragray22 One day I’ll be better

[Kylee Parker @kylee_daniellee]

Do you ever look back at your old pictures and see how skinny and cute you used to be and then just wanna lay in bed and cry?? Bc that’s where I’m at right now 🤨

[Kylee Parker @kylee_daniellee]

@_skyeler_marie LITERALLY ONE OF MY FAVORITES OF ALL TIME!!! Ppl don’t get it

[Kylee Parker @kylee_daniellee]

@noragray22 Nope but Ed does!! And insists that every other person does as well and I’m crazy lol

[Kylee Parker @kylee_daniellee]

Serious question to end a debate that has been taking over my life for the past three days... when you make a pb&j, do you put peanut butter on both pieces of bread???

[Kylee Parker @kylee_daniellee]

Anyone else randomly stalk their own Facebook for an hour?? Or just me??