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[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

“You can just download the app to pay for parking” what if I blow up every single car in this lot rn

[🃏 @yakistanian]

a sturd

[CEIRA @THEEPROBLEMCEE]

ion let people play in my face so yeah i'll be the problem any day

[MACÈO MULAN @maceomulan]

when my heart gets to beating fast i know i'm about to take it tooo far 😭🤣🤣

[poison ivy 🌱 @_PussNboots]

Good

[Z @70133x]

I was 14. You buy a pair and a pair gets donated to someone in need. Yall not finna shame my dude Tom.

[trevy @chillextremist]

I’ve never contributed to traffic in my entire life that’s all on y’all

[sexaholics anonymous @dfordai]

if you slapped my ass right now, it wouldn’t stop jiggling till 2:47am tomorrow

[Selena Carter @selenvacarter]

When Mariah said “Maybe you’re not the guy you think you are, that’s why you have to lie.” Oh she ate reallllll bad with that one 😭😭

[✨𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐘 The INSPIRATION 💫 @_Mulaamamii]

i’ll walk pass my own ngga if he don’t speak to me first i never cared 😭😭😭😭😭

[TJ @TEYSH0N]

this not swag surfing this white water rafting

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

i saw someone a few weeks ago say “if brain eating bacteria got into your head it would starve” and i’ve been saying it to people since. just incredible. a really great insult

[bluffer jo🦂 @keeks__9]

never needed a drink for that!

[♓️ @_LilCruddyTony]

I’m bout to be eating 10 pc nuggets till Dec 2nd

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

Happy Halloween

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

when she block me on everything

[jynx @jynxbby]

that’s not my girl bestie that’s my platonic wife

[Jess in the Wild @Jess_inthewild]

Popping a raw pillsbury halloween sugar cookie like it’s a fucking adderall to get me going for chores

[Raymonte @BDTRELILBROTHER]

I hate when I tell a joke and someone doesn’t get it so I have to explain it like eww your dumb and you hate fun

[A$. @2lips_]

If you gon use your thinking cap one time in your life, please use it around me. My patience for dumb sht is low