Wyle E. Coyote

I make the impossible possible for the irresponsible.

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@MJMcKean He doesn't shave his beard like that. It's like that due to friction.

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@JoJoFromJerz Perhaps a Klan rally was the wrong place to take that survey.

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@JoJoFromJerz That's the presidential equivalent of pasketti.

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@Super70sSports Donnie think brine shrimp.

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@greg16676935420 A condom machine in the Vatican?

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@tomgreenlive Slut Mobile was the best. Pops was upset!

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@michaelianblack He also enjoys a good tossed salad from time to time.....but not in a gay way.

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@JoJoFromJerz Must've lost the WiFi signal again. 😕

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@JohnCMcGinley The one where they get no love from the members of TLC.

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@DaveSFoley I want to believe.

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@DaveSFoley

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@theliamnissan That's the clearest Bigfoot picture I have ever seen!

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@theliamnissan If she ain't Ms. Methamphetamine 2023, I don't know who is?

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@mariana057 It doesn't? Oh God! It doesn't!😳

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@cctvidiots Whale fart!

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@theliamnissan My man just tryin' ta smash!

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@Odyne_LaFee

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@WUTangKids

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@ConanOBrien @jordanschlansky Los Gringos

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@NotHoodlum It doesn't matter how many times you read it if you're not going to live by it.