Kylee Johnson

A-B-C: Always Be Celebrating

[Kylee Johnson @kyleejohnson545]

Don’t be a pussy, treat girls right

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Has a gay person ever knocked on your door to convert you? Because Christians do it all the fucking time you hypocritical dipshit

[Zain @cowboylikezain]

good. i hope she ruins everything men love

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

“I mean, I get it. I don’t want to be alone in the woods with a man either.”

[Hammer and Nigel @hammerandnigel]

UPDATE:
#Mendoza: Heisman, Natty, #1 overall pick

#Diego: Undrafted

[Swanky Wolverine @swankywolverine]

Aday Mara natty parade fit check ✅

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

TREY MCKENNEY

IS THIS THE DAGGER FOR MICHIGAN?

[Swanky Wolverine @swankywolverine]

BREAKING: Yaxel Lendeborg's x-rays have been released and doctors conclude he's got that dawg in him

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I love a coach who doesn’t make it about himself.

[betty elms @elizabethbelsky]

It's so cute how if you win a gold medal at the Olympics you get to meet the President and the First Gentleman

[Alex B. @KnicksCentral]

This may be the best tweet of all time

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Why are the standards higher for The Bachelorette than the President of the United States?

[blizz (professional hater) @blizzb3ar]

I’m working on my wedding website :)

[maybe: sasha @goalietaps]

the concept of the women’s team getting to go party in vegas with flavor flav while the men attend a boring speech that could potentially damage their careers is very pleasing to me

[Maci 🐞 @WisteriaRising]

GOD I love women

[olitzlife @scandamonium]

Happy Presidents Day to the finest there is

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Imagine being angrier at Olympic athletes using their platform to speak up about this administration than at the President of the United States posting racist shit and raping kids

[morgan ⚡️ @morganbolts]

it's so fucking hilarious how every single person who posted about charlie kirk like it was the biggest tragedy to ever happen in the history of the world have NOTHING to say about every other death due to gun violence. just mindnumbingly hypocritical. embarrassing & disgusting

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

Your boss pardoned everyone who stormed the Capitol

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

So what happened here?