Kylee

basically the human embodiment of a lazy cat trying to do adult tasks.

[Kylee @kyleekady]

l’appel du vide

[Kylee @kyleekady]

I may have gotten tipsy and volunteered to work with senior citizens because I just really miss my grandma

[Kylee @kyleekady]

@justaguyonahill Proof read? I barely know her

[Kylee @kyleekady]

Dude sometimes I even surprise myself with my typos

[Kylee @kyleekady]

@justaguyonahill I except a MySpace era selfie posted on the tl

[Kylee @kyleekady]

Usher babbbbby

[Kylee @kyleekady]

@Cece_Craw I’m 9 days out and 100% relate

[Kylee @kyleekady]

Hi I spent 4+ hours in Portland traffic tonight and seriously considered where I would sleep if I couldn’t get within walking distance of my home 🙃

[celia @celia_zap_]

Only moderately traumatized from being in the Portland traffic hellscape all evening

[Kylee @kyleekady]

I’m engaged to my best friend 🥹 I feel so lucky

[Kylee @kyleekady]

I have to fight the urge to way “what’s up buttercup?” Everyday at work

[Khadija 📚 @kcreads1020]

She’s a ten but spends hundreds on books she’ll only read once

[still same @rinnybird]

My toxic trait is just chucking lone socks back into the laundry hamper in the hopes that one day they will end up in the same load as their match

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

Typical Millennial bank statement

$4 coffee
$8 lunch
$4 coffee
$2,000 for rent
$15 Lyft ride
$12 for Netflix
$9 lunch
$4 coffee
$8,000 bill from doctor
$20 at brunch
$400 student loan payment

The problem is obvious. By making lunch at home this person could have saved $3.

[Kylee @kyleekady]

@ariesszn96 What?! You don’t like track one off Donda? You’re wack. Lmao

[Kylee @kyleekady]

@ariesszn96 I don’t think any of my piercings particularly hurt; but my ear piercings always had much harder times healing then any of my other piercings. Triple helix just never healed and I eventually took it out.

[Kylee @kyleekady]

@ColsonYoung Soo wholesome

[jude the queer bat 🏳️‍🌈 @moon_wife_]

okay I spent way too long on this, pls don't let it flop.

Build your cozy home based on your zodiac 🥺

[Kylee @kyleekady]

@wakishapoppe Heyo same rising and Venus signs 🖤

[Kylee @kyleekady]

@ariesszn96 What can I say twitch is my new obsession 😂