kylee van dillen

fewer than 140 characters about myself is easy, fewer than 140 characters about why i feel trapped by fewer than 140 characters would surely take at least 142.

[kylee van dillen @kyleela]

@realDonaldTrump: Me, me, me. Everyone this, Everyone that. Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo!

Putin: <casually dabs mayo off his upper lip>

[kylee van dillen @kyleela]

DEBATE SUMMARY:

So, basically our options are either stay here and learn Chinese or Russian - OR - escape to Mexico.

So…who’s down for some tacos?

[kylee van dillen @kyleela]

@united This has been a month now. I sent my request within 24 hours. With every possible specific detail. Is there not a human at LAX that’s able to walk down to the Lost and found and look? One would think this is an actual job

[kylee van dillen @kyleela]

@united please. Help a momma out here. It will take 5 minutes of your time to follow through on this, and keep a kid happy for at least a couple of years until he leaves it somewhere on his own.

[kylee van dillen @kyleela]

@united but how about the option to speak with a human? One in my arrival city, LAX, who could take a short walk to lost and found and actually look for me? It’s not an iPod or Bose headphones—I get it. Those get snatched up. But a kids lunch bag?

[kylee van dillen @kyleela]

@united I tried calling customer service. After being stuck in the directory umbrella from hell, the prompt for “lost items” just said “fill out a form online.” Yes, done.

[kylee van dillen @kyleela]

@united I Filled out a form within 24 hours and zero feedback. I gave the seat location, where the bag was left, u even detailed every item inside of it. Nada.

[kylee van dillen @kyleela]

@united—why is it impossible to talk to a customer service rep regarding a lost item? I left my child’s extremely recognizable MONOGRAMMED lunch bag onboard—it literally has a name on it, no way to miss it.

[kylee van dillen @kyleela]

@jkning @LaurenGerman @LuciferonFOX I'm fairly certain you learned that line from me. 😂

[kylee van dillen @kyleela]

Castaway, Wall-e and Gravity had a baby. They call it, The Martian.

[Cocktail Museum @tMOTAC]

Fancy a Black Mountain High? Get Your Fix & Support @tMOTAC w/@AmaroMonte @kyleela Tuesday Nite @threeclubs Hollywood http://t.co/O8bu7vHn8o

[Cocktail Museum @tMOTAC]

Nothing Bitter @tMOTAC LA's Tuesday Tastings @threeclubs Hollywood! Digestif 4/28 @AmaroMonte & @kyleela http://t.co/JZ7rTkR3mk @carisunnie

[kylee van dillen @kyleela]

look out Corey Hart.... #sunglasshot

[kylee van dillen @kyleela]

@Quinn_Archer @stacyjorgensen @joshcwaller @becksinla @webstervictor we don't suck.

[Quinn Archer @Quinn_Archer]

These guys... @joshcwaller @becksinla @stacyjorgensen @webstervictor 👍

[kylee van dillen @kyleela]

@NicholasK_LA @kershaw_m @RachelNichols1 I can really feel the love in this tweet. It runs deep.

[kylee van dillen @kyleela]

@Alli_Lange agreed!! ;) girls lunch or dinner soon xox

[kylee van dillen @kyleela]

@Alli_Lange miss your face!!

[kylee van dillen @kyleela]

@ovariation awww! Well I try ;) so glad you had a positive experience. yes hope to see you soon, in the meantime love the writings!! Xox

[kylee van dillen @kyleela]

@ovariation just read your blog...all of it! You're a #barmethod inspiration which is why I love teaching students like you! You ARE enough!