kylee

A midwestern cliché 🏳️‍🌈 (she/they)

[kylee @kyleelwood]

Y'all are still straight in 2017? Wow, lmaooo grow up

[kylee @kyleelwood]

pride month over and rent due on the same day? seems a little homophobic, me thinks

[kylee @kyleelwood]

anyone else have a job where they speak to police on a semi-regular basis? because they are always both extremely intentionally rude and always actively trying to break the law

[kylee @kyleelwood]

anyone wanna crawl into a cave with me a rot together? no? okay, just checking

[Jocy @jocyofthedragon]

Food delivery services are NOT a luxury, it’s a need. We should advocate for lower fees from these companies because these services are crucial to Disabled, sick, elderly, those who can’t drive, and more.

[kylee @kyleelwood]

when the interviewer laughs at my jokes, in my mind, that means i got the job

[kylee @kyleelwood]

every time i go to the doctor, i just collect another autoimmune disease. another one, thank you!

[kylee @kyleelwood]

gonna take this tweet as a moment to remind people that organic does not mean better/safer, and a certain really popular *organic* brand just pumps their pads full of *organic* fragrance

[free bandzz 🦂 @maaarrah]

organic pads really changed my whole period

[kylee @kyleelwood]

if you see me on twitter, i’m having a mentally unstable moment. just ignore little old me.

[kylee @kyleelwood]

this home would cost 800k in columbus ohio lol we’re in hell

[kylee @kyleelwood]

the place where i do my laundry lost all my clothes, and all i do in life is collect pretty clothes, so if you need me, i’ll be spending the day in tears.

[kylee @kyleelwood]

@irongrrlrock it looks kinda delicious i fear 😩

[kylee @kyleelwood]

got my mom drinking lavender oat lattes. the gay agenda is alive and well. 💅🏽😏

[lily / free 🇵🇸 @lilygayce]

pls lmk if we are about to witness the butchification of jojo siwa in real time

[Dylan Park-Pettiford @dyllyp]

Denver’s STAR program has been dispatched over 2,000 times for mental health emergencies and hasn’t needed police backup once. It’s almost like treating folks who are in distress with kindness instead of treating them like criminals works.

[kylee @kyleelwood]

i know i’m getting old cause i am in multiple facebook groups and check them frequently

[kylee @kyleelwood]

ebay sellers really have the nerve to sell vintage items for hundreds saying “great condition for its age” meanwhile there’s black mold in the photos. i’m TIRED.

[Kay @KaylarWill]

I plan on getting finer.

[kylee @kyleelwood]

have you ever dated a gamer?? they really sit at their silly little desks and just say things into their silly little mics. you���ll get no context, only vibes. and the vibe is usually quite negative.

[kylee @kyleelwood]

they permanently closed two floors of the office at my job because not enough people showed up to work in person. that’s what i call workplace solidarity. 🤝

[kylee @kyleelwood]

decided to teach myself a new tech skill on a whim for my job, and i’m kinda mad at the fact that i’m enjoying it.