Turd Ferguson

✨🖤 not heartless; just using my heart less. 🖤✨

[Turd Ferguson @kyleenmarie]

All these moms bitching about how inappropriate Turning Red is. If they knew what me and my friends were doing at 13 they would lose their fucking minds.

[Turd Ferguson @kyleenmarie]

Why am I doing this TS Gold training? You know who needs to sit here for 10 hours and do this? PARENTS. That’s who. Kthxbye.

[Turd Ferguson @kyleenmarie]

Just posted a photo @ Cannon Beach, Oregon Coast https://t.co/tbLTU0wgUz

[Turd Ferguson @kyleenmarie]

I love this series too much. #bookworm #readaholic #ACOMAF 🤓🐛📚📖 https://t.co/kF6vMwycaZ

[Turd Ferguson @kyleenmarie]

Time to dive back into a favorite series of mine. #ACOTAR #sarahjmaas #readaholic #bookworm 🤓🐛📖📚 https://t.co/4wjGT3fJC4

[Turd Ferguson @kyleenmarie]

Sunny Corvallis days with my main squeeze. 🥰 @ Corvallis, Oregon https://t.co/japohRVxdg

[Turd Ferguson @kyleenmarie]

It’s been way too long, but it’s finally date night again and I couldn’t be more ecstatic. We still clean up so nicely. 🥰 @ Helium Comedy Club - Portland https://t.co/KAYJ2HxUmn

[Turd Ferguson @kyleenmarie]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/Claw10oZNS

[Turd Ferguson @kyleenmarie]

Mother’s Day beer slushies with my favorite momma. Happy Mother’s Day to all the mommas in my life. I appreciate every single one of you, especially you, @staugler_m 🖤 https://t.co/J6lxCKoyqt

[Turd Ferguson @kyleenmarie]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/2TRCd1Lyns

[Turd Ferguson @kyleenmarie]

FINALLY finished the Shadow and Bone trilogy. Moving on into the Grishaverse with this little duology. I’ve heard good things, so I’m excited to start it! #bookworm #readaholic 🤓🐛📖📚 https://t.co/0S5YIyOChM

[Turd Ferguson @kyleenmarie]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/jXbumrIEEY

[Turd Ferguson @kyleenmarie]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/8Go4xBdREJ

[Turd Ferguson @kyleenmarie]

My favorite four legged snuggle partner. 🥰🐶🐾💙 #tuckerdean #loveofmylife https://t.co/zScbEcPuJf

[Turd Ferguson @kyleenmarie]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/TjpcTmvNCn

[Turd Ferguson @kyleenmarie]

FRIENDS. I’M ON GOODREADS. BE MY FRIEND, PLEASE. https://t.co/A6zhjrHILy

[Turd Ferguson @kyleenmarie]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/SUoFFncqAR

[Turd Ferguson @kyleenmarie]

I love finding random books to read and they exceed your expectations of how good they are. 10/10 would recommend. #bookworm #readaholic 🤓🐛📖📚 https://t.co/iMQNFZ5uGK

[Turd Ferguson @kyleenmarie]

This one got me.

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

"And the winner of Best Political Ad Ever goes to..."

(Turn sound on!!)

[Turd Ferguson @kyleenmarie]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/jfezjgxGBD