It is amazing that I became President of the United States with such a totally corrupt and dishonest Lamestream Media going after me all day, and all night. Either I’m really good, far better than the Fake News wants to admit, or they don’t have nearly the power as once thought!
So far in 2020:
-A new plague boutta kill us all
-we on the verge of world war 3
-all of Australia is on fire
-and now Kobe died
...and it’s only January😭
Easily one of the saddest days in Sports. Can’t believe it. Kobe felt like a guy that would be around and part of the NBA for another 50 years. So damn tragic
a tragedy: when your hair-wash cycle doesn't coordinate w/ an event & you overestimate the amount of time in which your hair can last w/o being washed
Today i decided to pay for the older lady’s meal behind me at chick-fil-a, i was confused bc the order was only $2, i checked the receipt and the order was for one milkshake. when i pulled out and got to the light she pulled up next to me and rolled down her window and was crying