kylee

(she/her)

[kylee @kyleerdavison]

Meijer self checkouts need to have a fourth option when they ask "Were you greeted in the store today?"
⚪️ Yes
⚪️ Neutral
⚪️ No
🔘 No, but I liked it that way

[☆ nic ☆ @nicluvsrootbeer]

adhd meds kicking in: what if instead of Doing My Midterm, i unsubscribed from every single email subscription i dont need

[VICO @Vicophobia01]

“You don’t seem like you have ADHD” thank you I have spent approximately 30 years developing an elaborate system of severe anxiety and self-punishment to achieve this result.

[its jex btw @beersmoker93]

looking at peoples outfits at the train station to learn from them. big jeans, baby tee, cute little jacket. i dont have a cute little jacket. i dont have anything

[WE THE URBAN @WeTheUrban]

If it ignites your childlike wonder, it is always worth your time.

[Super_Yan @Super__Yan]

and you can, in fact, hobby your way INTO human connection

[🐾p3arlly 𐙚 @y0urhaunt3dgf]

I think when you’re overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

[turd @_cuntasaurus]

[speaking about something i have full confidence in] i think

[trash jones @jzux]

(still in a dark place) ah yeah i was in a dark place then

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Today is Leif Erikson Day.

[Lin-Manuel Rwanda @facebookvillain]

ashing my nature valley bar out the window like a cigarette

[g @34rths]

Girl who is still weird: I was so weird back then

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Sometimes I put my face up against my dog while he's sleeping to feel his little lungs expand and his little heart beat and I am struck by the beauty of life and the miracle of nature to evolve for thousands of years just to create one little guy and put him in my house

[Howling Moetant 🧊 @MoeKJV1611jaja]

His eyes were a striking blue, like blue Gatorade, and his cheeks were flushed, like red Gatorade. His demeanor was mysterious, yet refreshing, like yellow Gatorade. And his shirt was the hue of orange Gatorade

[Elmo @elmo]

ELMO HAS AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR EVERYBODY!!!
🎃 🍎
👻 🍂
FALL
🕯 IS 🍫
HERE!!!
🐈‍⬛ 🕸️
🍭 🕷️

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

not only am i comfortable with it, it is my greatest passion

[Uchenna. @Favour_Ogazi]

I have been extremely brave about things nobody knows are happening. I have also been extremely dramatic about very minor inconveniences. Balance.

[trash jones @jzux]

no YOUR mistakes don’t define you. mine define me though. sorry for the confusion

[່͏ ͏ ͏͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ @oorangeugladd]

would you still love me if i was me

[evil elly @laffodiI]

what if you mess up and embarrass yourself or what if you inspire someone and make them feel safe

[machine @dontcrycam]

I want to have fun for the rest of my life