bitchin’

[bitchin’ @kyleeswango]

idk how to ask girls out i be inviting them to junkyards n shit 🤕

[bitchin’ @kyleeswango]

okay it’s fine if you wanna be THAT hot but PLEASE don’t flirt with me my heart can’t take it

[j nicole @missjadaanicole]

when your crush sends you that one texts that makes you blush asf

[Alex Cooper @alexcooper780]

https://t.co/yQ11qbeWsp

[bitchin’ @kyleeswango]

@aushinaetbh @Numbuh_3_ y’all this was me at that beavercreek party 😭😭 i still have ptsd

[alyssa @alyssateague257]

Why is everyone so damn mean to me

[bitchin’ @kyleeswango]

today i forgot my work pants and had to get a really old used pair from this random closet at the hospital, had a really bad shift and at the end of my shift after crying three times all i could say when i was asked what’s wrong was “these pants just aren’t sick nasty”

[Taty💋 @rolodexdes]

Am I the only one who thought Sex in the City was porn growing up?😂😂😂

[Sam @samanthughhh]

My cat was drinking Otis’ water and he looked up at me like he was in an episode of The Office lmao

[bitchin’ @kyleeswango]

i had to lose my mind a couple times to find out it’s you

[bitchin’ @kyleeswango]

i’m hands down the dumbest person i’ve ever met just gonna save myself anymore embarrassment and quit my job and move away HAHAHHAHA I CANT BELIEVE HOW DUMB I AM

[bitchin’ @kyleeswango]

she makes my heart warm

[han @hannahhhhxoxo]

i just convinced a tinder boy we had the same number so i didnt have to text him

[bitchin’ @kyleeswango]

ive never seen a drunk/ high person in the same room with a dog decide NOT TO pet and love on it even more than usual lmao

[cory @_averagemeat]

National Anthem
- old as shit
- written by a racist
- way fuckin overplayed

Drake & Josh theme song
- singlehandedly raised me
- fucking slaps
- I never thought it’d be so simple but
- I found a way
- I found a way

[sassy sunflower @amandaasettee]

I’m not the same person I was 6 months ago, let alone a year or two ago. So if you don’t know me now, you KNEW me. Growth is a beautiful thing

[James Charles @jamescharles]

I’m convinced that love literally does not exist

[S.Z @SXMMY_Z]

Man????? So all of a sudden he hasn’t got a name.

JARRET ADAMS say his name!!!!