Kylee Flannery

I work hard so my cats can live a better life.

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

me staring at my man when he asks me what I wanna eat

[Kylee Flannery @kyleeweeks19]

Nothing is more satisfying than entitled people yelling at me and belittling me thinking I’m a regular employee then getting to tell them I’m the manager when they demand a manager. Usually they look scared and walk away 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

[Kylee Flannery @kyleeweeks19]

@mikhallarae So happy for you!!

[Kylee Flannery @kyleeweeks19]

Just my grandma trash talking my mans over cornhole 😂

[Kylee Flannery @kyleeweeks19]

@shelbs_a97 @oohannahmontana @ManonCharlotte I’ll fight someone 😂😂

[Kylee Flannery @kyleeweeks19]

I think it’s my dogs mission to try to greet my neighbor every morning

[Jasmine @jazzyfizzle____]

Garlic powder and onion powder gotta be two of the baddest bitches in the seasoning community

[Madi Prewett Troutt @madiprew]

Work on you, for you.

[Lecrae @lecrae]

Treating people right is better than posting bible verses everyday that you don’t even practice.

[Kylee Flannery @kyleeweeks19]

@shelbs_a97 and I somehow bought each other the same thing for Christmas this year 😂😂

[Kylee Flannery @kyleeweeks19]

At 8:57 some guy tried to get me to let him in the store by making doorbell noises. We open at 10…

[Kylee Flannery @kyleeweeks19]

It is 10:08 in the morning and an old lady already complained about the sketchers. With all disrespect ma’am, I want to hit you with a sketcher after you stared at me outside the door until I opened it 2 minutes early for you.

[Kylee Flannery @kyleeweeks19]

I didn’t realize how much ranch I eat until that British girl on tik tok started trying ranch. It definitely makes sense why my stomach is always angry 😅

[Kylee Flannery @kyleeweeks19]

Get you a man who tells you how cute your new hey dudes are even though you just bought a new pair last week 🤩

[Kylee Flannery @kyleeweeks19]

Right when I thought I had gotten through all the postpartum hormones and stuff my hair starts falling out

[Kylee Flannery @kyleeweeks19]

I was ordering Chinese and accidentally said crab raccoon. Wyatt is picking that order up now because I can’t show my face 🙃

[Kylee Flannery @kyleeweeks19]

@mariah_mathey97 This happened to me a few years ago and I still haven’t gotten my money from it 😒 they wanted me to mail them original copies of my birth certificate, social, and drivers license and wouldn’t accept copies

[Kylee Flannery @kyleeweeks19]

Also as suspected he needs glasses. He literally couldn’t read menus hanging on the wall at restaurants which is how I figured out he had never been 🤦🏼‍♀️😂

[Kylee Flannery @kyleeweeks19]

So I recently discovered Wyatt has never been to the eye doctor before so he had an appointment this morning and he wouldn’t let me take a “my first eye doctor visit” picture.