Kylee Olson

formerly here to rage about #drunkcirclekboyfriend

[Kylee Olson @kyleeyo]

Hey @CircleKStores - can you come get your alarm? Reminding me of my college days when my roommates’ boyfriend would come home drunk at 2am. Partially because it’s LITERALLY going off at 2am and partially because I keep thinking this HAS to be the last time. #neveris #stl

[Kylee Olson @kyleeyo]

@CircleKStores I just want to thank with unending gratitude the wonderful and helpful person on the other end of this Twitter account. #drunkcirclekboyfriend has been MIA for two months. No alarms, only peaceful sleeps. May everyone involved receive Employee of the Month. ✨

[Kylee Olson @kyleeyo]

@CircleKStores it’s been a while! Didn’t hear #drunkcirclekboyfriend in a few days, I went out of town, but lo and behold… today he returns! I will say this is a less obnoxious sound, but arguably more maddening… like water torture for the ears.

[Kylee Olson @kyleeyo]

@CircleKStores While we’re both up, might as well mention that when my guy and I left for dinner tonight, #drunkcircleboyfriend was going off again. I wasn’t going to bring it up, but in light of tonight’s events I think you should know. #justsaying #hesucks #youneedtoknow

[Kylee Olson @kyleeyo]

@CircleKStores @STLCityGov *checks clock… 12:54am 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #drunkcirclekboyfriend

[Kylee Olson @kyleeyo]

@replyall @AGoldmund Any chance this #drunkcirclekboyfriend thread falls into a super tech support category? It’s a stretch but so is #drunkcirclekboyfriend and his tenacity. @CircleKStores

[Kylee Olson @kyleeyo]

Hey @CircleKStores - can you come get your alarm? Reminding me of my college days when my roommates’ boyfriend would come home drunk at 2am. Partially because it’s LITERALLY going off at 2am and partially because I keep thinking this HAS to be the last time. #neveris #stl

[Kylee Olson @kyleeyo]

@CircleKStores Well now #drunkcirclekboyfriend appears to be VERY UPSET about the snow. Maybe he shouldn’t plan to walk home from the bar after day drinking if he’s not going to look at his weather app. @STLCityGov

[Kylee Olson @kyleeyo]

@CircleKStores @STLCityGov @stlcsb Guess who’s baaaaaaaack?! #drunkcirclekboyfriend He’s been raging for at least 3 minutes straight, no breathers. #stamina

[Kylee Olson @kyleeyo]

@stlcsb Maybe you can help with this? This has to be a nuisance / noise ordinance violation by @CircleKStores on the corner of McCausland & Southwest in the city?

[Kylee Olson @kyleeyo]

Hey @CircleKStores - can you come get your alarm? Reminding me of my college days when my roommates’ boyfriend would come home drunk at 2am. Partially because it’s LITERALLY going off at 2am and partially because I keep thinking this HAS to be the last time. #neveris #stl

[Kylee Olson @kyleeyo]

@paulscheer @adampally This could probably use some punching up at some point. Too much content for a full rework, but #drunkcirclekboyfriend sleeps for no one. 🙏🏼🤲🏼

[Kylee Olson @kyleeyo]

Hey @CircleKStores - can you come get your alarm? Reminding me of my college days when my roommates’ boyfriend would come home drunk at 2am. Partially because it’s LITERALLY going off at 2am and partially because I keep thinking this HAS to be the last time. #neveris #stl

[Kylee Olson @kyleeyo]

And just like college… I’m exhausted and have somewhere to be at 8am. #drunkcirclekboyfriend - Help me help you. Get it together. I’m sure @CircleKStores can help. 🙃

[Kylee Olson @kyleeyo]

Hey @CircleKStores - can you come get your alarm? Reminding me of my college days when my roommates’ boyfriend would come home drunk at 2am. Partially because it’s LITERALLY going off at 2am and partially because I keep thinking this HAS to be the last time. #neveris #stl

[Kylee Olson @kyleeyo]

@CircleKStores Also not a joke. More video evidence of #drunkcirclekboyfriend on New Year’s Day.