Why $ZEAL could be the next $1B meme this cycleMost memes borrow a mascot. $ZEAL is one.
A “zeal” of zebras was voted the Zcash Foundation mascot. Now that animal sits on the only product trying to put ZEC in the trenches: wrap it 1:1 into zZEC, trade it gasless, launch tokens against it, and pay people in actual Zcash instead of points.
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That is the setup. The flywheel is why it can get violent. Every zZEC swap feeds a furnace that buys $ZEAL and sends it to the dead address. Every https://t.co/HtvH209ZCK launch is a locked zZEC pair with zero creator supply. A hundred tokens is a hundred pools burning $ZEAL. Volume does not just print vibes. It shrinks the float.
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Retail is walking into consumer apps right now. Privacy is the narrative of the cycle.
$ZEAL is the cartoon at the door of the one privacy coin that actually matters, bolted to a launchpad that cannot stop buying itself.
Not financial advice.
Just the thesis.
Inevitable.
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G'ZEAL.
The team spent the entirety of the night buried in https://t.co/mvDt3rIgsn working through everything you all reported. Here is what changed.
But first: with just 3 tokens tradeable, you have put over $70,000 through the platform and earned more than 15.5 million zats in zZEC rewards.
→ P/L was counting the money you added as profit. That was the big one. The leaderboard finally says what it actually means.
→ Your trade now shows up in the feed the instant it confirms, instead of waiting on the indexer. Lag there went from about 57 seconds to 3.5.
→ The chart, your positions and the market cap now update together. They used to trickle in one at a time, which made the same page look like it was showing three different truths.
→ You can shield your wallet address without going fully private. Your name and your trades stay up, the address comes off.
→ Private profiles used to open a blank page. Now they say what they are.
→ Token links actually open the token now.
→ Positions are sorted by what they are worth, and show the market cap you entered at next to where it is now.
→ Your cash updates after you add funds without needing a refresh.
→ If you accepted the display name we suggested at signup, the Save button would not let you continue. Genuinely sorry to anyone who bounced off that one.
→ Fewer scary red banners for a single slow network call, better light mode, sharper icons, and some sensible limits so nobody can flood the feed.
Most of this list exists because someone replied "hey, this looks broken". Please keep doing that, it works.
Also. We are also extremely hiring.
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Every launchpad prints tokens. This one prints them on https://t.co/KWmmfRMm0I is the Zcash-centric launchpad on Robinhood Chain: tokens pair with zZEC, 100% of supply goes in a locked pool on day one, no creator allocation, liquidity never withdrawable.
Every trade pays holders in Zcash and buys back + burns $ZEAL.
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Fair launch. Priced in Zcash. Burning on every trade.Find your herd:
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🐐 Our mainnet preview is live.
Real chain. Real trades. Gas paid by us.
A trading terminal for the Zcash ecosystem, where every trade buys back and burns ZZEAL, and pays you back in Zcash.
Early preview. Shipping all week. Here's what's working today 🧵
We hated your profile pictures so much we removed the ability for you to choose one.
Everyone on https://t.co/mvDt3rIgsn now has a hand drawn zebra. Assigned by the chain, yours forever, not up for debate. New banners too.
This wasn't supposed to ship yet but your pictures looked so bad we expedited this.
You're welcome.
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Hey XCOM.
Shipping update from the https://t.co/mvDt3rIgsn mainnet preview. Thanks to everyone who has been trading and sending bug reports, nearly all of this came from you.
Gasless trading is live for external wallets. If you sign in with your own external wallet and hold no ETH, you can still buy. You sign twice, send nothing, and we pay the network fee. Above about $30 it is fully sponsored. Below that there is a small trade fee that only covers the gas, and it shrinks to zero as the trade grows.
Every trade buys back and burns $ZEAL and pays you a rebate in zZEC, and the rebate finally lands in the right place: relayed trades were being credited to the relayer, so your name, your position and your zats were going somewhere else. Fixed, and it backfills itself.
The leaderboard and the feed only count trades made here. Top earners ranks by zats. Private traders are properly anonymous everywhere and are no longer clickable.
Trade tickets tell the truth now. Price impact is shown before you sign, slippage failures say they were slippage and that nothing was spent, and a $3,000 order into a thin pool warns you while the number is still editable instead of failing after a signature.
Also fixed: the sign-in button that silently did nothing, market caps that lagged the chart, portfolios reading $0.00 while holding real tokens, and a feedback form that had been built and wired up but never given a way in. It is in the left rail now.
More updates shortly
Traders are already starting to accumulate their ZATS.
We'll always be airdropping active users, top traders, top referrers, liquidity providers, and users posting zonks throughout the week!
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