Kyle

This Is Dumb. Dump It. Trash It. This One's Garbage.

[Kyle @kylehatesthis]

Hey @USPS…I live in Indiana….What y’all over there doin?

[Kyle @kylehatesthis]

If you wear your vape around your neck on a lanyard just know, I am judging.

[Kyle @kylehatesthis]

People really keep acting shocked that the government doesn’t work for them. The entire system is trash and posting your “outrage” every time they do something fucked up has never changed a thing except maybe your online interaction numbers…which is all you really wanted anyway.

[Kyle @kylehatesthis]

@matthewkocanda Die…like all other successful artists. Art ain’t worth shit until the artist is dead. (Don’t die though)

[Kyle @kylehatesthis]

Movies and shows really be doing some dumbass dance shit for tiktokers to copy over and over.

[Kyle @kylehatesthis]

@jxemicucci So they finally realized writing shit songs about dancing like Uma Thurman ain’t it?

[Kyle @kylehatesthis]

@jxemicucci @matthewkocanda This is a god tier reply.

[Kyle @kylehatesthis]

Are we still blaming Joe Biden for gas prices now that it’s below $3 a gallon? Looking at you republicans 👀

(Note: I don’t care for ol’ Joe either. Presidents are jokes)

Photo credit: @jxemicucci

[Kyle @kylehatesthis]

@Katieberry25 Is**

[Kyle @kylehatesthis]

@Katieberry25 I do this almost weekly. I’m ok. We’re ok. Everything I’d totally fiiiiiiine.

[Kyle @kylehatesthis]

Imagine thinking your opinion matters enough to just jump on every single outrage train that exists. I’m looking at you white people.

[Kyle @kylehatesthis]

Nailed it!

[catatonicyouths @catatonicyouths]

50 year old men on every timeline on every website rn

[Kyle @kylehatesthis]

Why do all the extras in the movie Grind act like straight up NPC’s? It bugs me every single time I watch it.

[Kyle @kylehatesthis]

@reverb 🤔

[Kyle @kylehatesthis]

Ok so it’s very average but the guitar tone in the chorus of Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus is 👌🏻👌🏻

[Kyle @kylehatesthis]

Instagram guitarists annoy the shit out of me. Like sure, the shit they are playing takes skill but it still sounds dumb as fuck. Stop making dumb little playing faces and play some fuckin’ riffs.

[Kyle @kylehatesthis]

The impossible king is superior to the impossible whopper. If you don’t agree, you’re wrong and that’s ok.

[Kyle @kylehatesthis]

@jxemicucci Yeah such good friends that you’re out here cock blocking my jokes.

[Kyle @kylehatesthis]

@jxemicucci This is a betrayal on levels that no one has ever seen.

[Kyle @kylehatesthis]

@jxemicucci Damn, I was hoping to use the Dave Chappelle “gotcha bitch” gif but your ass has to be all wholesome and all like “I’m a good boy, I’ll wait”