Kyle Hatfield

27 years old I frequently watch Workaholics and quote cult classic movies occasionally. Married to Madeline Hatfield❤️

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Me driving through my first pedestrian on GTA 6 after years of waiting

[Av ☁️ 🌺 @MarioEmmet]

“Death sandwich? Why would you buy something that kills people?!”

“Why would you eat somebody's sandwich?!”

[Kyle Hatfield @kylehatfield27]

Lighter flick, “No homo”

[Genius @Genius]

what’s the greatest opening line to a song?

[Doak @doaknet]

In high school we had a bit we called "The Orb" where at night we put a bunch of glow sticks in a fish bowl in the middle of the road and if a car slowed down to look at it our friend would come out from behind a tree in his gorilla suit

[Karn EX @Karn_EX]

Made up dude exposes an entire religion, falls in love, kills his dad, kills his maker, jumps to his death.

[minimum verstappen @suggestme_name]

Ilia landed his backflip on one foot!!

[𝓛𝓿 @levirelates]

My boss is totally unhinged. He just
divided a stack of resumes into two,
threw one pile away and said

“we can't work with unlucky people”

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

my sister's Uber profile says she's deaf so when she gets into Ubers she usually signs hello to them and don't speak anymore but this one Uber driver just called someone and said "this deaf bitch just got in so I can talk for a minute" lmfaoooo

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

Every fucking one of these documents is like

From: <███████>
To: jeevacation@ gmail. com

Subject: Crimes

I loved killing all those people with you last week. Do it again soon?

Sent From My iPad

[Sosa✧. @luhvvsosa]

A perfect pilot would land the plane

[Karen Howell @karenehowell]

Mendoza is like if Fanville created an actual quarterback.

[HTB ♨️ @HenryTheBlasian]

He was stuck in the combo animation we’ve all been there

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

A very Happy Thanksgiving salutation to all of our Great American Citizens and Patriots who have been so nice in allowing our Country to be divided, disrupted, carved up, murdered, beaten, mugged, and laughed at, along with certain other foolish countries throughout the World, for being “Politically Correct,” and just plain STUPID, when it comes to Immigration. The official United States Foreign population stands at 53 million people (Census), most of which are on welfare, from failed nations, or from prisons, mental institutions, gangs, or drug cartels. They and their children are supported through massive payments from Patriotic American Citizens who, because of their beautiful hearts, do not want to openly complain or cause trouble in any way, shape, or form. They put up with what has happened to our Country, but it’s eating them alive to do so! A migrant earning $30,000 with a green card will get roughly $50,000 in yearly benefits for their family. The real migrant population is much higher. This refugee burden is the leading cause of social dysfunction in America, something that did not exist after World War II (Failed schools, high crime, urban decay, overcrowded hospitals, housing shortages, and large deficits, etc.). As an example, hundreds of thousands of refugees from Somalia are completely taking over the once great State of Minnesota. Somalian gangs are roving the streets looking for “prey” as our wonderful people stay locked in their apartments and houses hoping against hope that they will be left alone. The seriously retarded Governor of Minnesota, Tim Walz, does nothing, either through fear, incompetence, or both, while the worst “Congressman/woman” in our Country, Ilhan Omar, always wrapped in her swaddling hijab, and who probably came into the U.S.A. illegally in that you are not allowed to marry your brother, does nothing but hatefully complain about our Country, its Constitution, and how “badly” she is treated, when her place of origin is a decadent, backward, and crime ridden nation, which is essentially not even a country for lack of Government, Military, Police, schools, etc. Even as we have progressed technologically, Immigration Policy has eroded those gains and living conditions for many. I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries to allow the U.S. system to fully recover, terminate all of the millions of Biden illegal admissions, including those signed by Sleepy Joe Biden’s Autopen, and remove anyone who is not a net asset to the United States, or is incapable of loving our Country, end all Federal benefits and subsidies to noncitizens of our Country, denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization. These goals will be pursued with the aim of achieving a major reduction in illegal and disruptive populations, including those admitted through an unauthorized and illegal Autopen approval process. Only REVERSE MIGRATION can fully cure this situation. Other than that, HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL, except those that hate, steal, murder, and destroy everything that America stands for — You won’t be here for long!

[kpg @notoriouskpg]

this just looks like the scene from Hot Rod when Rod goes to his quiet place and does the Footloose dance

[Carson @cmacrae13]

TreVeyon Henderson asking Mike Vrabel if he’s allowed to score mid play

[Adam King @AdamKing10TV]

Okay, that’s an electric entrance.

Brutus zip lining into the Shoe is going to be hard to top.

[Mint Blitz @MintBlitz]

HALO COMBAT EVOLVED

[RejectedShotgun @RejectedShotgun]

Breaking Benjamin building up to Blow Me Away with Halo 2 cutscenes at the concert last night.

Absolutely peak. 🥲