Chris Halfpipe

basic thuganomics

[Chris Halfpipe @kyleignoretaxes]

taking note of whoever looks even remotely joyous today

[Chris Halfpipe @kyleignoretaxes]

the US military 2003-2011

[Kate Rietema @KateRietema]

My cousin found this and I think it’s the most delightful thing I’ve seen all week.

[Chris Halfpipe @kyleignoretaxes]

pirates were the original leftists

[Chris Halfpipe @kyleignoretaxes]

ive decided to up my hygiene game as a man. im upgrading from 2 in 1 to 3 in 1

[Chris Halfpipe @kyleignoretaxes]

being short and standing on the lower part of the sidewalk corner is so tragic

[Chris Halfpipe @kyleignoretaxes]

i could pass the bar exam rn i got lyrics for days

[OhioDNR @ohiodnr]

We're celebrating some wonderful news! It's now illegal to sell, grow, or plant Callery pear (aka Bradford pear) in Ohio because of its invasive qualities and likelihood to cause economic or environmental harm. Learn more about Callery pear here: https://t.co/uS0rXWuNVj
#odnr

[Chris Halfpipe @kyleignoretaxes]

fake ass winter

[Chris Halfpipe @kyleignoretaxes]

FUCK YES MESSI AND ARGENTINA 🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷

[Chris Halfpipe @kyleignoretaxes]

im just itching to commit a crime

[Chris Halfpipe @kyleignoretaxes]

when i finally find the clit

[Chris Halfpipe @kyleignoretaxes]

this is a threat

[Chris Halfpipe @kyleignoretaxes]

girls who know how to fill their gas 😍😍😍

[Chris Halfpipe @kyleignoretaxes]

you know you’re good friends when you got different conversations going w them in like three different apps

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Joe Biden is destroying America. https://t.co/0G1zpgS2ax

[Chris Halfpipe @kyleignoretaxes]

@KeishaSolanki @spearmintgirll ratio

[Chris Halfpipe @kyleignoretaxes]

can't be down bad if you've never been up 🤷

[Chris Halfpipe @kyleignoretaxes]

does anyone wanna go to franklin street together?

*must be on birth control

[Chris Halfpipe @kyleignoretaxes]

are you the Capitol? bc I wanna come inside u

[Chris Halfpipe @kyleignoretaxes]

@Badkins927 @dilpickle01 Not cool Brendan