Kylei 🤦🏼‍♀️

@chey_m9 sucks

[Kylei 🤦🏼‍♀️ @kyleimosora_]

An old man gave me his sunblock and said “you need this lobster girl”

[Kylei 🤦🏼‍♀️ @kyleimosora_]

Kinda funny how mercy keeps cutting our incentive to pick up but the ceo is one of the top paid in the country :)

[Kylei 🤦🏼‍♀️ @kyleimosora_]

How do you explain to a patient that you don’t know why they’re not diabetic? Asking for a friend

[Kylei 🤦🏼‍♀️ @kyleimosora_]

Thx you @bathbodyworks

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Today, I signed an executive order to protect the reproductive rights of women in the aftermath of the Supreme Court's extreme decision to overturn Roe v. Wade.

It formalizes the actions I announced right after the decision and will add new measures to protect women's health.

[Kayla @lilsimsie]

no, it’s not just a “difference of opinion” when it involves taking away the basic rights of other people lol

[Kylei 🤦🏼‍♀️ @kyleimosora_]

I need a Leeds and Layla sequel 🙆🏼‍♀️ pls @colleenhoover

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Dear Republicans,

After 19 armed cops failed to perform the most basic function of their job, your response is to demand that we arm teachers so they perform a job they never wanted or were ever trained to do.

Do I have that right?

[Kylei 🤦🏼‍♀️ @kyleimosora_]

I got to watch a band in the middle of the ocean w/ the person I love the most so ig I’m pretty lucky

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

Wait, so gun control laws aren’t going to help prevent shootings but laws against abortion are supposed to stop abortions?

[Kylei 🤦🏼‍♀️ @kyleimosora_]

Taking nursing home recommendations for my dad bc he wouldn’t come over and kill this giant ass bug

[Kylei 🤦🏼‍♀️ @kyleimosora_]

Not me crying bc evan won’t let me bring in the baby deer I saw wondering the neighborhood

[Kylei 🤦🏼‍♀️ @kyleimosora_]

The amount of times I have had to ask grown why they peed on the floor is getting a little too ridiculous

[Kylei 🤦🏼‍♀️ @kyleimosora_]

I just watched Chambers again so @netflix pls bring it back

[Kylei 🤦🏼‍♀️ @kyleimosora_]

My mom got Snapchat so she can leave me on read in a new way

[Kylei 🤦🏼‍♀️ @kyleimosora_]

Deb to the haunted house character: I will grab you by the testicle

[Brittany Mesmer @BMesmer_1994]

I PASSED MY RMA EXAM!!😭

[Kylei 🤦🏼‍♀️ @kyleimosora_]

I told Evan I was sick and he doordashed me soup and sprite 🥺

[holly✨✨ @hyd2323]

I don’t know much about her case, but let’s get the same energy going to help locate #LaurenCho as we did for #GabbyPetito