kyle xy (real)

I'm gonna be a millionaire once I get around to selling all these Beanie Babies.

[kyle xy (real) @kylejaxson]

Me talking to the bartender telling him I like the playlist tonight.

[jackass @jackassworld]

hello, i'm johnny knoxville and welcome to jackass at the west hollywood pride parade!

[kyle xy (real) @kylejaxson]

Chet Holmgren is a caricature artist’s dream.

[kyle xy (real) @kylejaxson]

Guy trying on multiple jerseys at the thrift store lmao

[MTA @MTA]

#NewProfilePic 👀🏀

[kyle xy (real) @kylejaxson]

Normal weather.

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

They should make Austin Powers shirts with the obscure quotes like “Whoop Dee Doo, Basil”

[kyle xy (real) @kylejaxson]

Good news is rare these days.

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Some Airbnb hosts spent years and thousands of dollars preparing their houses for the World Cup tournament. "I don’t think it’s going to be the huge windfall that I once thought." https://t.co/ooiCia2JWe

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

In Knicks we trust

[kyle xy (real) @kylejaxson]

The guy from Cake’s last thought before he wrote Italian Leather Sofa:

[AB @AB84]

large italian breasts

[kyle xy (real) @kylejaxson]

Goblin Stance

[kyle xy (real) @kylejaxson]

God it would be sick to hit The Road in this.

[Aaron Gwyn @AmericanGwyn]

Cormac McCarthy’s estate is auctioning off his 1995 Lotus Esprit S4S on Hagerty Marketplace, if you’re interested. 18k miles. Highest bid is currently $2,600 (I expect it to go a good deal higher, of course). Close of auction is April 27th.

[kyle xy (real) @kylejaxson]

Went here and they said it was named after you and your mom.

[kyle xy (real) @kylejaxson]

And farms don’t even create pictures of Shrek jacking off Luigi! What good are they?!

[Lauren @decent_shittalk]

If you think data centers are using all the water wait till you find out about farms

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

Israel is considering awarding President Trump an "Israel Peace Prize" during his next visit. — Ynet

[kyle xy (real) @kylejaxson]

Every post from Gen Xer or Boomer is about how they are afraid to leave their house.

[Variety @Variety]

Gen Z moviegoers are driving the box office, according to a new Fandango study.

• 87% of Gen Zers and 82% of millennials saw at least one movie in theaters in the past 12 months, compared to 70% of Gen Xers and 58% of baby boomers.

• Gen Z and millennials also returned more frequently, with each demo averaging about seven visits per year, ahead of Gen X (6.1) and baby boomers (5.7).

https://t.co/Gyf1dSJw92

[kyle xy (real) @kylejaxson]

Happy Wet Day to me.

[kyle xy (real) @kylejaxson]

Sandwich too big for plate 🥲

[Roddy White @roddywhiteTV]

I'm watching the matrix and neil and infinity are having sex its such an emotional moment sometimes I forget its a movie

[kyle xy (real) @kylejaxson]

@wolfpacker74 Mo doing a lot of this stretch during Ramadan too 💪💪. Hated those afternoon games for him.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Nick Cannon calls Democrats “the party of the KKK”:

“People don’t know that the Democrats are the party of the KKK. People don’t know that the Republicans are the party that freed the slaves.”