Kyle J. Norris

Artist. Geek. Wanderer.

[Kyle J. Norris @kylejnorris]

Why was R2-D2’s nickname was Artoo? He was an R2 unit. That’s like a cop nicknaming his dog Canine. #deepthoughts

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If life gives you lemons, let me know where you're getting these free lemons. I have to pay for mine.

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You certainly can have your cake and eat it too - just don’t eat the whole cake. Were you really planning on eating an entire cake by yourself? Have some self control! #deepthoughts

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In the game Hot Potato, do you lose when you’re stuck with the potato? How does that work? You just won a free baked potato!

[Kyle J. Norris @kylejnorris]

When the bartender at the Mos Eisley Cantina said he doesn't serve droids, what did he think he'd have to serve them? #starwars #drunkdroids

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I think Susan was more ingenuitive than lazy.

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Happy Cinco de Mayo! May the fifth be with you.

[Kyle J. Norris @kylejnorris]

I just found out that a miter saw is also known as a "cut-off machine." I wish all power tools had such appropriate names.

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Clearly, it was a bad idea for an egg to sit on a wall. But why did the king have his horses try to reassemble Humpty Dumpty? #deepthoughts

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Don't judge a book by its cover. You should judge it by the back cover - they usually put reviews and a synopsis there.

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@gregerskine Saw yours a couple months back while looking for a recipe and loved the name. Mine's pretty different. But it's delicious.

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@gregerskine It wasn't easy finding you, but I believe I have you to thank for the name of my whiskey.

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I wonder if you get dizzy standing at the north pole.

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Northbound. Portland, prepare for blind justice to be served from a man without fear, the Daredevil.

[Kyle J. Norris @kylejnorris]

@ellepea Yeah. That was the second time you introduced yourself.

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Prowling the rooftops and alleyways tonight, searching for justice... Blind justice.

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Hey, Kansas, you need more stuff.

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Piecing last night together from the photos. It looks like we had a good time.

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Hell yeah, free limo ride!

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Got free tickets to a Rockies game. Yahtzee!