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@NickJFreitas

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@GroovyBruce The spooky part happens about 8 hours later

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@ResisterSis20 High velocity ping pong balls?

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@HenryLovesYou In India kiting is on par with major sports. It's very competitive and most deaths in kiting are linked to people coating their kite strings in glue and broken glass so they can cut other kites loose midair and It was a big enough problem they outlawed the practice

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@michaelianblack @AndyRichter Nobody tell him about Bugs Bunny in drag.

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@RudyGiuliani Your cousin called, she wants to know why her spousal support is late.

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@petey2613 @duty2warn Trump wilfully violated 18 U.S. Code § 2071, which states, “Whoever, having the custody of any such {Presidential}record…shall forfeit his office and be disqualified from holding any office under the United States.”

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@petey2613 @petestrzok Or would you like to discuss how trump was a co-defendant in a civil lawsuit against epstein for rape when the defendant was 13, only to be drop because the defendant started receiving death threats.

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@petey2613 @petestrzok You got any proof cause I'm going off of government records.

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@petey2613 @petestrzok Yet the judge was still appointed by Trump.

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@AndyRichter The sheriff of Twitter would like to have a conversation with you.

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@iamjohnoliver After watching @SenTedCruz Google himself during Ketanji Brown Jackson's confirmation hearing, I think we know who clicked on the Ted Cruz erotic fan fiction.

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@AOC After this morning's revelations about the missing 7+ hours of phone records, wouldn't it seem time for the January 6th commission to subpoena Rep. Mike Lee's phone records after he admitted trump accidently called him while he was trying to call tuberville.

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@ImKaitlynMeyers To make Tucker Carlson feel like he's a real adult.

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@KarapotiKing @BenKissel @TravisIrvineUSA @NandoPlzBeNice "Ladybugs."

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@danielleweisber Can God microwave a burrito so hot that he cannot eat it?

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@MatthewACherry

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@paulscheer You rock! I loved your episode of 616!

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@paulscheer Steve manuchins wife wrote, produced, directed and starred in her first movie. WTF

https://t.co/zXCBVpce2s

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@TomHolland1996 Food for thought. A Harold and Maude remake starring you and Betty White. It could be amazing.