kyle lathan

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

Avoid M1,

lorry overturned carrying snooker equipment.

Cues in both directions.

[Craig Hannan @C_Hannan7]

Any spares for eclipse glasses for a good lad, was there in 1999 and have travelled all over with the sun and moon since, just never together

[ِ @synszo]

Every few years a solar eclipse happens and every time they be like “this is the first solar eclipse since 1734”

[marc @feelingsplain]

Just drove past a pub with about 10 old boys outside just staring right at the fucking sun. What a country

[Gaz @Gaz3putt]

Bit gutted Egypt have got this far. Mate of mine has been backing them every match and told me to get involved.

Didn't bother as it just sounded like a pyramid scheme.

[Gerry @guinnessaddick]

I like how Colombia v Switzerland tonight has been dubbed Charlie vs the Chocolate Factory.

[Chubby Brown @RoyChubbsBrown]

A little known fact about England footballer Danny Welbeck.

His Dad was a bomb disposal expert called Stan.

#YFB 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️👍🏼

[BIG MAINE 🦅💍💍🗽💍 @maineadelphia]

yes brother that woman with a lingerie photoshoot is going to be a great gf to you

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

@MrBoldOne @EmiratesFACup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.

[Sunderland AFC @SunderlandAFC]

IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN 🤣🤣🤣

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

Greatest night of the year for folk that enjoy standing 4 deep at a bar and paying £300 for a taxi home

[mariana Z @mariana057]

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.

For example:
- Jane ate her friend's sandwich.

- Jane ate her friend's colon.

[Zak Toscani @zak_toscani]

Trying to watch "Fireplace for your home" on Netflix, but it's not starting

Must have forgotten to put the login

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

stages of christmas shopping:

1. there's plenty of time.
2. oh no.

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

Did you know, in Iceland, it's illegal to have sex on Christmas Eve and you will be arrested if caught?

Not sure about Tesco or ASDA, but please ask before trying.

[Sunderland AFC @SunderlandAFC]

F
T
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[Bri @IrishBrian30]

10 years for raping babies. The mind boggles. The lads who ran the Hesgoal football site got 57 years. Ya almost have to laugh.

[Vicky ✨ @vickyinatutu]

See if you’re still letting off fireworks 3 days after Bonfire Night, do everyone a favour and stick them up your arse first.