Kyle Martinak

Podcast hobbyist, sandwich lobbyist. Also, I write a blog and a few books. He/him/hey dork
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@RocknRollToast @WHOtheFisJC Accurate taste, imo

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This "ad" strayed into my timeline because I searched for "Doonesbury." This kyew anon horseshit, in twenty-fucking-twenty-four. I think I might have hit my limit here. Be well, friends.

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Doonsbury sure has kicked it up a notch since I was a kid. Pass it along.

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UGHGH, I missed the Dune Part 1 reissue because they only showed it for about four days. I guess they had to make room for cinematic events like Madame Web.

Meanwhile, Mean Girls, Wonka, and Migration are all still showing on MULTIPLE screens.

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I keep getting ads for these "dedicated writing devices," and just when I think it might be a fun idea, I see that it costs more than a PS5 or an entry-level laptop. Fuck write off.

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Someone in the gym definitely tuned this TV to the Nickelodeon Super Bowl and have neglected to switch it back for two days now.

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This is the halftime show that finally proves once and for all that I'm what George Carlin called "an old fuck."

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Gimli, Frodo and Legolas

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We used to be a proper country.

[Dinosaur Dracula @DinosaurDracula]

Lunch from Pizza Hut in the mid '80s. Personal Pan Pizza in a cast iron pan, an overflowing plate from the salad bar, and soda in their patented big red cup. This was the high life.

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Made a mistake watching They Called Him Mostly Harmless last night.

Alternate title: Self Important Weirdos Think They Are Facebook Detectives.

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Just now jumping into Jury Duty, and enjoying it. I do think the wonderful character actor Kirk Fox is far too recognizable to not be clocked immediately as a plant, but then again I'm a weirdo who saw him and immediately went "Sewage Joe!"

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Set aside the affront to art this situation is...this movie cost $30 million. There's no way the tax write-off is more money than what one of these streamers would have paid. This is a pride thing for that melted wax dotard running WB.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘COYOTE VS ACME’ is now expected to be shelved and deleted forever.

Warner Bros wanted $75M - $80M for the film and rejected offers from Netflix, Amazon & Paramount, refusing to let them counter-offer.

(Source: https://t.co/CRJ33GW4SK)

[Kyle Martinak @kylemartinak]

On the one hand, no. I really don't want an octogenarian weirdo bumbling around the white house, talking to the portraits. On the other hand...wait, there is no other hand. The decision has already been made for me. We're kinda fucked that way.

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Headphones died while on the stationary bike. Can't stop, but fifteen minutes left?! What, just staring off into space? Listening to the Journey songs they blare in this gym?

Send. Fucking. Help.

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Anyone else thinking about the chemistry between Linda Hunt and Kevin Kline in Silverado?

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Disney+ Dispatches Bossk to Eliminate Password Sharers https://t.co/bEWS3i98pk

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Super Bowl commercials used to be fun surprises that we discarded by the Monday after the game. Like a cereal prize. This practice of "hire a giant movie star and hype it like a movie release for weeks" is more like trying to reheat McDonalds.

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Monday morning will be an avalanche of headlines about Nikki Haley going on SNL just to court the Colin Jost vote.

[Nathan Rabin @nathanrabin]

Argylle would need to gross 500 million dollars to break even. It’s weirdly comforting to know that there are people who make even worse decisions involving money than myself.