kyle

i like movie

[kyle @kyleminusone]

I would like for this to be more than just movies, y'know like I pretend to read to read actual books. Perhaps I'll make light novels a separate thread, I go through those pretty quick hence light novel.

The Martian poster is very funny btw

[kyle @kyleminusone]

2026 Media Thread

1. The Martian
Been a few years since last seen it, obviously still holds up, Matt Damon is a very charming lead. Drags a bit in the third act but that's probably because I'm not seriously thinking they're going to kill Matt Damon

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Paul Bettany when asked if he will return as Vision in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’:

“I’m just trying to keep the kids in shoes and if I tell you that, I’ll get fired. I’m just out there hustling.”

(Source: @GMA)

[Vivian @suchnerve]

“___ would fit into my model of you with zero friction” is going straight into the lexicon tbh

[drug dealer anonymous @tuckfwelvey]

I'm done wit cougars. This bítch took my soda & said finish your food first

[Ima ☀️🌘 @imabeliva]

The straight couple he was interested in wasnt a straight couple at all.

[Yonan @yonann]

Ben Affleck says his kids think his depressed memes are cooler than his movies

“I remember when my daughter was born, right around the time I directed my first movie. And I had a bunch of movies that didn't work and was very uncool and felt kind of despised and thought like, ‘God, I really want to make my kids proud with my career’”

“And as I've gotten older, my kids have gotten older, what I realize is, they don't give a shit. They really don't care. The most cool thing I've ever done, in my kids' eyes, is, like, become a meme”

“I'm like, ‘Why is that cool?’ Like, because I'm spilling a coffee? They're like, ‘You're relevant.’ I'm like, ‘I'm relevant for being this beleaguered, depressed man’”

[Guillermo del Toro @RealGDT]

Or DIGGER

[jessica pseudonym @mealdealtruther]

sorry for engaging with H*rry P*tter shit but I'm just fascinated by this sudden wave of chuds who have never interacted with a fandom space before who think they invented genderbend draco malfoy yesterday, and that genderbend draco malfoy will save the white race(?)

[Ω @OmegaFella]

Why does this look like a Lanterns gender swap

[rue🍊🪏 @rue_lou]

my vent art

[Steven Stone💎 @StevensResolve]

actual conversation between two guys who bought a watch from me
guy 1: I think this watch makes me look like a homosexual
guy 2: Can you talk normally in public, like you have a family that raised you what are you doing

[Jeremy Herbert @DDayFilms]

[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell] Beenba Rito

[Cayde.wav @caydeplanet]

This is probably the dumbest fucking painting I’ve ever made

[jimikologist @jimikologist]

you know what’s the worst thing? they taught japanese artists the word “foid”. it’s like making a dog smoke a cigarette

[Joyce ★ @illjoy_]

Digger (2026)

[Frank @7athaus]

if i beat that pussy up is you gon tell on me

[alan b. @inceptstellar]

masterpiece that pisses off exactly the type of person it was meant to piss off - the critic, the exec and the self-absorbed audience. tom cruise's career best

[RaspberryPrince|🐶 VTuber @RaspberryPrinc4]

Real comment my partner left at Olive garden today

[Rory Blank @BoneJail]

People have been debating the question of "who the real predator is" in Primetime.
I would have thought the answer was obvious, that it's the giant lion that is perpetually stalking the show's set, but I guess some people were too taken in by Pattinson's magnetism to notice.