@TheSandK I seen a hearse and the limo car at a petrol station last week! I even said to my wife that it looks strange seeing them there! This was in the middle of the day aswell
@TheSandK I got a standing ovation at the end of my wedding speech after announcing my wife was pregnant after keeping it secret! She was 15 weeks pregnant at the time. I had to keep drinking her drink on the day so people didn’t suspect anything
I've voted for Rio Ferdinand, Gary Neville and Nemanja Vidic to be inducted into the #PLHallOfFame. Who gets your vote? via @premierleague https://t.co/i5nlhMlQae
@GNev2 and @WayneRooney living off @Cristiano fame, yet @piersmorgan buzzing his video gets 43 million views because Ronaldo saying he has abs 😂 @PiersUncensored you can’t write that as a headline at the bottom of the screen when the presenter of the show is worse
Right guys, as you know, I need more followers to land a job with @sbk. So… I’m giving away a signed replica @ManUtd 1994 home shirt. To enter, all you need to do is RT this tweet and make sure you’re following me. Winner announced 5pm Thursday. Good luck!! 👍 #GetGaryAJob
Happy birthday, Nemanja Vidic! 🎂
🇾🇪 300 Man Utd appearances
🏆 10 major trophies
🤝 One legendary partnership with @rioferdy5
A true warrior of a defender!