Kyle

stale takes on week old news. views obv my own.

[Kyle @kylemtenten]

‘She said she’s ready’

[Aunt Emily-Jane @AuntEmilyjane]

To be clear Kirstie’s opposition to working from home has nothing to do with the fact that she’s married to property tycoon Ben Anderson, and that working from home negatively impacts commercial property values. So, no conflict of interest in articles she writes on the subject.

[Kyle @kylemtenten]

This heat has me understanding mañana mañana

[Kyle @kylemtenten]

Not sure how many good years I’ve got in me before I succumb to Skechers

[Kyle @kylemtenten]

Feel like Grace Darling fell off

[Kyle @kylemtenten]

@MonopolyPhonic 💀 creased

[Kyle @kylemtenten]

people love coming on teams calls with a mouthful of food to tell you they’ve not had time for lunch

[Kyle @kylemtenten]

delivering Christmas cards by hand is so embarrassing

[Kyle @kylemtenten]

thelma and luige; ill be thelma, and we’re lovers.

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

Whatever your views on the Royal Family, we can surely all agree that they shouldn’t be profiting from our NHS.

[George Arbuthnott @Arbuthnott]

REVEALED:

The King and Prince William are funding their private lifestyles by secretly levying millions of pounds a year of charges from the armed forces, the NHS, state schools, charities, mining companies and the general public.

https://t.co/iqcfnCqPru

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Oh you’re my age and you’re announcing something you recently accomplished? But did you consider how that would make me, a jealous bitch, feel?

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

The hill I will die on is that regional accents are fantastic, every single one of them, and I get really annoyed/sad that people are still made to think they have to have one of those non-accent accents to succeed in 2024.

[Jack Fifield @jackfifield]

Here we go, this 26-year-old man was fined £462.30 at Cheshire Magistrates' in September after he bought an 'anytime' ticket and used it before 10am.
@northernassist brought this case in a private prosecution. Their own app will tell you this ticket can be used any time of day.

[Sam W @SamMarkWill]

So, this afternoon I got home to find a lovely letter from @northernassist telling me about how they wanted to prosecute me for using the below ticket to travel on the specified route at a peak time.
I paid £1.90 less than the fare they say I should have paid.
A thread 🧵

[Kyle @kylemtenten]

Business idea: grocery retailer solely for folk with enough core strength to push a shopping trolley without it supporting their body weight

[Kyle @kylemtenten]

The demise of asos looms.

[Kyle @kylemtenten]

I haven’t seen a novelty cheque in a long time. Is no one giving out sums worthy of a photograph, grinning with a huge cheque anymore?

[Kyle @kylemtenten]

@baileymills99 HB BJM

[Kyle @kylemtenten]

@bleachy_chris 💀