𝐤𝐲

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

I wonder how Jesus would feel about modern day MAGA “Christians”.

like yall going to hell bro lmafo

[Rep. Justin Jones @brotherjones_]

Everyday we get new announcements of Trump’s cabinet picks and this what I picture those meetings looking like

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

i saw someone a few weeks ago say “if brain eating bacteria got into your head it would starve” and i’ve been saying it to people since. just incredible. a really great insult

[I Smoked Mitch McConnell's Brain @BlackKnight10k]

So I watched Kamala's concession speech yesterday and because I realize no one understood what she said, allow me to blacksplain.

"You niggas are on your own. You are cooked. I'm out. Good luck."

You just missed it because she was smiling the whole time

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Kamala Harris talks to young people during her concession speech:

“To the young people who are watching, it is okay to feel sad and disappointed. But please know it’s going to be okay. On the campaign, I’d often say when we fight we win. Sometimes the fight takes a while. That doesn’t mean we won’t win… don’t ever give up.”

[Big O 🦍 @__BigO__]

Looking your daughter in the eye and then voting against her rights is crazy too me

[optimusprime @earth_to_annaa]

on da cob, we all corn

[𝐤𝐲 @KYLENB]

HAPPY NATIONAL TE DAY AND KANSAS CITY DAY BC WE’RE STILL UNDEFEATED. BAHAH also so happy the Raiders LOST 😄

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

LUCKY WIN NUMBER 7 🎰

[☔ @Whotfismick]

ㅤ

[James @jameslineky]

if the founding fathers saw the sphere they’d die immediately

[Alias. @TheFliestPlane]

Downplaying your weekend at work is a real skill. "Do anything fun this weekend?" "Not too much, caught up on some rest and shows and stuff.", whole time, I had the time of my life and had so much tequila over the weekend a lit match might actually ignite and end me 😂😂😂

[love drops @lovedropx]

I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone

[𝐤𝐲 @KYLENB]

TF duo? Lol

[chase @_chase_____]

having someone over to your apartment is so intimate. it’s like welcome! so this is all my stuff

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Cards against humanity’s website explaining why they’re suing Elon is pretty fucking good

[Victoria Brownworth @VABVOX]

So Tim Walz believe kids should be fed at school so they can learn better and JD Vance believes kids should accept being shot at school as a "fact of life."
Vote accordingly.