Kyle C. (529/925)☠

Podcast host, amateur voice actor, nerd.

[Kyle C. (529/925)☠ @KyleNWC]

@IHOP Would you care to explain to me why you have given away your nectar of the gods? The best think you offer? Your iced coffee drinks? I await your reply.

[Kyle C. (529/925)☠ @KyleNWC]

Imagine talking to someone and they tell you their favorite band is Collective Soul

[Kyle C. (529/925)☠ @KyleNWC]

Everytime someone asks me over the phone if I am a robot I die a little inside.

[Kyle C. (529/925)☠ @KyleNWC]

Lo-Fi beats are just a millenials version of smooth jazz.

[Kyle C. (529/925)☠ @KyleNWC]

Move over Microwave Ovens, Air Fryers are the NEW microwave of ovens.

[Kyle C. (529/925)☠ @KyleNWC]

@Ginger_Gamer_ Bruh you also play magic and warhammer

[Kyle C. (529/925)☠ @KyleNWC]

Gaara must be ripped because he has been carrying that sand gourd since he was a small child.

[Kyle C. (529/925)☠ @KyleNWC]

Learn how to cook- not for practical reasons, like self-sustenance, but rather for times when you wanna try weird shit and dont want to ask someone to make it for you.

[Kyle C. (529/925)☠ @KyleNWC]

We've had a couple movies about possessed cars, why dont we broaden our horizons with GHOST TANKS?

[Kyle C. (529/925)☠ @KyleNWC]

Be safe, and of course VOTE.

[Kyle C. (529/925)☠ @KyleNWC]

Amy Barrett's Confirmation was a mistake.

[Kyle C. (529/925)☠ @KyleNWC]

Me at work: "Hey I see you have that envelope there- you need any of the Wet Sticky?"

[Kyle C. (529/925)☠ @KyleNWC]

@Janaeleeann94 I want to hate this so much.

[Kyle C. (529/925)☠ @KyleNWC]

There is too much pickle-talk at my workplace currently. I am afraid for the safety of myself and my coworkers.

[Casey Neistat @Casey]

Arrest and convict the cops who shot Jacob Blake seven times in the back.

[Kyle C. (529/925)☠ @KyleNWC]

There is no task more Herculean than moving around when your legs have fallen asleep.

[Kyle C. (529/925)☠ @KyleNWC]

Bop-its are an instrument of war. They will end friendships and breed rivalries.

[Kyle C. (529/925)☠ @KyleNWC]

All it took was a little bit of poison, but in the end #wekilledhitler

[Kyle C. (529/925)☠ @KyleNWC]

Only sad children get to grow up to be Chunin.

[Kyle C. (529/925)☠ @KyleNWC]

If you think Papa Murphy's is a real pizza restaurant I think you have some thinking to do.