kylie

ugh, as if

[it’s just meera @meeracleshappen]

every day I wake up and say “I’m tired of this grandpa” and every day the universe says “that’s too damn bad”

[mika @themikalaleeann]

can’t do “nonchalant” love anymore, burn down a building for me or get out of my way.

[kylie @kyles_maree_]

sorry y’all

[V @victoriaaanoel]

I used to get so offended by that spongebob scene when they called Texas stupid and now I get it

[NGHTSM @Ayeeee_Samii]

this pandemic has made me realize that there are billions of people who don't care about anyone else but themselves

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

I don't want to work 5 days a week and figure out what to cook for dinner everyday I want to lie on a rock in the sun like a lizard

[prettygirlscult 💫 @prettygirlscult]

normalize leaving after the first red flag, i won’t do it, but you guys should

[kylie @kyles_maree_]

@celesitial Girl, I’m a cap, in a situationship with an aries and both readings are so true 👀

[marley @itsmarleyyb]

If I get distant I learned my place with you

[ً @artfuIchaos]

ofcourse i'm picky. i know my worth

[ant @anthimseIf]

Me Tweeting ...

[capricorn cunt 🎀 @celesitial]

no one:
me: you want me to buy this for you? 🥺

[cynn 🧸 @CynNotABaddie]

Weekends are not restful for college students, there’s always something due and we spend Sundays dreading Monday...