Kyle

Whenever there's a big story in the media, search for the story they're trying to distract you from. I don't fear commitment, I fear wasting my time.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

With the addition of Martellus Bennett, Packers came out on top on Day 2 of NFL free agency https://t.co/h7q97oFHI8

[Keith @PackNation24]

"Refs screwed Dallas"

[Derek Joswiak @derekjoswiak]

Charles Woodson is still playing all-pro defense. (Vine by @ESPNNFL) https://t.co/4ehXtYsJAc

[AJ Karlen @karlen_45]

It's simple, think, feel, act, and BECOME.

[Bro Code @BROTlPS]

ppl are freaking out bc a lesbian couple is in Finding Dory but no one cared when a squidward fucked a krabby patty https://t.co/fHu23gIGyu

[Jeff Williams @Astro_Jeff]

Good morning to my home state of Wisconsin! Your weather looks great today!

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

My four moods:

[juicy j @therealjuicyj]

Being jealous & hateful will keep you broke & confused

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

R.I.P. to the God Prince. Gone too soon but here forever. Sippin Purple Rain 4 the legend. There will never be another

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Yup, that’s Derrick Henry next to a slimmed-down Eddie Lacy…😳 (via @JoshMenschNFL)

[Mod Kieren @JagexKieren]

Just listened to the music track that will play during the Monkey Madness II boss fight... it is fantastic. #HYPE 17 days! @JagexBond

[Kyle @kyleschueller]

Can't stand those fucks who don't know how to use their cruise control. Pass me at 80 then slow down to 67????? Why

[Kyle @kyleschueller]

I think I've lost like eight sets of ear buds this year and it's hardly even April

[Kyle @kyleschueller]

So many people think too highly of their opinion in politics.. It's just that, YOUR OPINION.

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!! #NationalChampionship https://t.co/POLVkUJnpj