Kyle Seager

3rd Base. Seattle Mariners. God and Family. Parody.

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@MarinersPR @RobbieRay All I hear when Jerry speaks is drrrrrr

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Why can’t we admit Anthony Davis is just soft. #Lakers #NBAonTNT

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@Softykjr Did you walk on to BCC?

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Luka Doncic #Mavericks #NBA75 #nbaontnt

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Do you ever get that itch in your ass from not wiping enough times? Then it’s heaven when you do hours later. #dumps #MNF #HaveFaith

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Did @Prez take the 2nd half off? #pto #Seahawks

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Gerald Everett sucks my ass! #seahawks #NFL

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Russell to Philadelphia for Menchew and 3 1st round picks in 2022. #NFL #Seattle #seahawks #GoCougs

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@CoachKarl22 Can you still coach?

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How is Alabama number 1? #CollegeFootballPicks #Michigan #Ranking #jerry

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I think Jerry was told he can keep the money if he doesn’t sign players. 1 player signed!! #mlb #Mariners #sucker

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Brooklyn @BrooklynNets fans are like LA @chargers fans. The worst. #knicks #ny #NewYorkForever #NBA75

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The Seahawks will tell Russ to get his own plane ride home tonight. #NFL #seahawks

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If I was DK, I would go backhand Russ right now and take his wife. #NFL #NFLTwitter #seahawks

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Russ still sucks #Seahawks #MNF #NFL

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Bring in Gino!! #Seahawks #MNF #russucks

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@BobStelton No way bro!

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Lara Logan is a sellout. #FoxNews

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Jerry paid $115 million for a one year wonder. Partying with Corey and strippers tonight. #Rangers #mariners #MLBFreeAgency #vegasgirls

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This officiating team is the worst in the NFL. #nfl #MNFxESPN