Kyle Slaydon

Top 2 and I'm not 2

[Kyle Slaydon @kyleslaydon3]

I can't think of a more fitting end to this weekend than running out of gas in the Taco Bell drive thru

[Kyle Slaydon @kyleslaydon3]

The entire reason I pay for @peacock (since it launched, might I add) is to watch premier league and now Arsenal vs Newcastle is some sort of exclusive? Shame on you @nbc. Cancelation incoming

[Kyle Slaydon @kyleslaydon3]

RIP to the Choco Taco what is this world coming to?

[Kyle Slaydon @kyleslaydon3]

Idk about the album but I'll be at the club this summer 4 shots deep vibing to Massive like

[Joseph Urban @hondadeal4vets]

If u feel life gave u a fucc u that is normal just a test , pass or fail a test

[Kyle Slaydon @kyleslaydon3]

@ChandlerCheerio You know Geometry wasn't my thing Mr. C

[Kyle Slaydon @kyleslaydon3]

Years spent studying psychology and I still don't understand people

[Hami 🌙✨ @HouseOfHami]

Im tired of this life dude

[Kyle Slaydon @kyleslaydon3]

"Country music sounds like a duck having an orgasm" - a random fellow ranting to a bank teller

[Hami 🌙✨ @HouseOfHami]

Googling how to stop working, tired of this shit

[Saagar Enjeti @esaagar]

I’m sympathetic to anyone who feels this way. But if you do, that’s a decision to make BEFORE YOU BECOME A COP

[Kyle Slaydon @kyleslaydon3]

@Master_Roo15 @FatKidDeals @FKDFlashSales That is the most awkward looking thing

[Kyle Slaydon @kyleslaydon3]

"Sorry boss I have a mental block that could reactivate my big toe injury. I'm not going to be able to work for the next 3 months"
Best,
Kyle

[Kyle Slaydon @kyleslaydon3]

@Sphdes_ Nah

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[Kyle Slaydon @kyleslaydon3]

Amber Heard ordered her lawyer on Wish for a Snickers bar and a roll of quarters #JusticeForJohnnyDepp

[Kyle Slaydon @kyleslaydon3]

Starting to think the Rent Is Too Damn High Party is on to something

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[Kyle Slaydon @kyleslaydon3]

Petition to start daylight savings at 4PM on a Friday next year

[Kyle Slaydon @kyleslaydon3]

Anyone answers the phone with "hi how are you?" today I'm jumping through the wire to smack ya. I'm at work with a foot of snow on the ground and ice coming out of the sky, dummy.

[Kyle Slaydon @kyleslaydon3]

Damn this Ukraine crisis got me thinking about how much my lower back hurts every day... and my eyesight seems to be getting worse? Must be my *severe* astigmatism... wow am I getting old!