Kyle Carey

Rum enthusiast

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

BREAKING: NEW arrest warrant for felony assault and battery has just been put out in Fulton County after Trump allegedly "blew up" a Walgreens toilet, causing life-threatening injuries to a customer within the blast radius.

[Kyle Carey @kyletriestweets]

@The_Mad_Fratter Actually yes…

[Kyle Carey @kyletriestweets]

@alan_pillow @iansmith06 @MattWalshBlog Says the guy with 2

[Melech. @MelechThomas]

“We don’t own any speakers, but we do got that loud”

[You're not Punk (and I'm telling EVERYONE!) @iansmith06]

I don't get this weird fascination right wing dudes have with "being allowed" to drop slurs.

Like, just because Elon isn't going to care doesn't mean you won't still be an unlikable dickhead for it.

[Kyle Carey @kyletriestweets]

@justinhrcka @NFLFantasy @MorningBrain I’m off the train!!!

[Kyle Carey @kyletriestweets]

@justinhrcka @NFLFantasy @MorningBrain Me too though

[Kyle Carey @kyletriestweets]

@thekooksmusic keep doing what do you, I love it!

[Kyle Carey @kyletriestweets]

@justinhrcka https://t.co/h3ybEt3Xsi

[Kyle Carey @kyletriestweets]

@justinhrcka Strap on your job helmet, squeeze down into a job cannon, and fire off into JOB LAND WHERE JOBS GROW ON JOBBYS

[m @pussypearI]

me passing the pen to my friend

[Kyle Carey @kyletriestweets]

@justinhrcka RT

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

first they came for roger stone, and i said “great.” next, they came for alex jones and i said “good news.” then they came for donald trump and i said “this is also excellent”

[Kyle Carey @kyletriestweets]

@Flush_Bate @memesiwish Lmao I saw this today and giggled

[Kyle Carey @kyletriestweets]

In Shiawassee County, you can tell who not to vote for simply by seeing who Tom Manke endorses. Very little research required, but you will need a whole half gallon of Everclear after viewing his page.

[Kyle Carey @kyletriestweets]

@iansmith06 “I’m telling your dad”

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

united states mcflurry machine

🤝

not working for the people

[Kyle Carey @kyletriestweets]

@bubbathomp RANCID PAT STRIKES AGAIN

[Kyle Carey @kyletriestweets]

@justinhrcka No one wants to follow their stupid asses