Kyle Dallas

PhD student 🌱🧬

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

garlic is to cooking as vanilla extract is to baking in that the amount i add to my food is guided by reckless extravagance and utter disregard, verging on mild contempt, for the recipe as written

[chuu @CHUUSEXUA]

i want jacob and timothee to fuck idgaf abt the other two

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿☆gertie popadom☆🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @gertiepopadom]

DIVA ALERT

[𝕜𝕚𝕠𝕟 . @MrFlyyyGuyyy]

Showed up early. Set the bar. And the bar was never reached.

[Alex @alex_t0dd]

It’s crazy that X Factor had an ‘Over 25s’ category. 11 year old me was sat there thinking they were so brave for trying to achieve their dreams at such a late stage in life

[Sheridan @sherrybucks]

Victoria hijacking the first dance at Brooklyn Beckham's wedding.

[Eoin Ó Catháin @EoinKeane101]

victoria beckham high jacking the first dance at brooklyn’s wedding

[LAnDo NIFFIRG™️🇨🇦 @llandoniffirg]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

nonverbal phone time but our legs are touching so we're there for each other

[Sam @zo1oft]

If you have a scale in your bathroom I will weigh myself and unfortunately it will kill the vibe

[alfie @alfienxo]

being in your 20's is like "if i can just get through this week i'll be ok" but it's every freaking week

[SetGdNia🇯🇲 @ShaniaJacko]

Someone on tiktok posted an old Nando’s receipt from 2010. Two meals and drinks total up to £16.80. What a horrible country we live in now

[mooms : WCP (world cup pervert) @Danny_McMoomins]

Hyrox is just Brew Dog PE

[neonique 👽 @_neonique]

they are transvestigating gaga again oh we are so back

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew]

You spend 14 years shitting into a toilet and blame the next person who goes in there when it doesn’t flush.