Kyle Tyrrell

cold drinks, good music, tight lies

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

People keep saying we’re in Idiocracy but President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho at his core wanted what was best for his people and when evidence presented itself he listened to experts to solve the problem. By all accounts a better leader than this.

[Cade Thompson @Cade4ISU]

Sometimes all of them

[Kyle Tyrrell @kyletyrrell]

@Gary_and_Gary $150

[Kyle Tyrrell @kyletyrrell]

I’ll see your needlepoint at TJ Maxx and raise you with a Jones golf bag (I didn’t cop as I would never steal valor from the troops)
#TJMaxxing

[peter @peet2]

BREAKING NEWS: After the announcements of the Mavs and Stars leaving downtown Dallas/Victory Park for the suburbs, in a shocking turn, the 3rd Floor JFK Muesum announced it is leaving Dealy Plaza & has a non-binding agreement to relocate to downtown Prosper.

[Kyle Tyrrell @kyletyrrell]

@McStuthy @Mike_kim714 @Titleist

[Michael S. Kim @Mike_kim714]

500k followers giveaway pt 1!

My golf bag plus some @Titleist goodies

Comment, like, repost to enter. Must be a follower

Clubs not included unfortunately*
Still need those for my day job

[Kyle Tyrrell @kyletyrrell]

@JosephLaMagna Need someone to photoshop this pool at the base of the Swilcan Bridge

[Kyle Tyrrell @kyletyrrell]

@Andy hey West & Amanda, what the fuck?

also Amanda, if you weren’t a fan of Kyle’s partying, what makes it okay for West now?

[Kyle Tyrrell @kyletyrrell]

Is sleeping with your crazy baby daddy ex the night before you leave for the bachelorette the opposite of a fantasy suite? Say maybe a nightmare suite?

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

no one:

taylor frankie paul-

[Kyle Tyrrell @kyletyrrell]

@BigDogSports @NoLayingUp @TronCarterNLU @DJPie @tweeth_mitchell Thank you for your service

[Big Dog @BigDogSports]

@kyletyrrell @NoLayingUp @TronCarterNLU @DJPie Credit @tweeth_mitchell

[Kyle Tyrrell @kyletyrrell]

@BigDogSports @NoLayingUp @TronCarterNLU @DJPie Can someone please photoshop a fedora on TC?

[Madison Faith🌷 @internetmadison]

the jeep rubber duck thing seems swingers adjacent

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

The stock market is up so we don’t have to prosecute pedophiles is one of the worst political messages i have ever heard.

[Kyle Tyrrell @kyletyrrell]

Buffalo Chicken Dip for the Super Bowl is the equivalent of stuffing/dressing for Thanksgiving. It only comes around once a year and it absolutely hits

[Kyle Tyrrell @kyletyrrell]

Did the Saduis muzzle Justine and @useGolfFACTS? That’s the question everyone’s asking