Kyle from TMWITY

Free Range Living,Father, Food Elitist, GBS aficionado, Stage hand on the TMWITY podcast.

[Kyle from TMWITY @Kylewasher]

@thunderxoliver @terra_waltz @pubity Didn't Taco Bell already do this?

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@TheHungerer @GrowingUpRetro This is silly. Can I buy you some popcorn to make up for this? It comes in this really cool container!

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@TheHungerer @GrowingUpRetro You are an angry elf

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@Twasher01 guaranteed mom would throw it away. 😂

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He-Man in theaters today!

Take my money!

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@scott_scharl @DE_Gifford I thought natural was better right?

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@DE_Gifford Like make your own crappy Asian food? Pass. I'd take @PandaExpress 1,000,000 before overtaking for Mongolian BBQ

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@LibOrNormal @PlanetFitness need a judgement call. Is this eligible for a lunk alarm?

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@michaelhammond_ Not sure I'm there yet... 😂 I'm happy to keep it under 3 right now.

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Michigan Coffee snobs- check out CFE Roasters in Oxford Michigan. Super good, super fresh coffee. Roasted June 1, purchased June 4th!! #coffee #michigan

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@MIForward_Net How is this legal? What a joke. Reason 1,386,494,232,7262,112 I would meter live in that town.

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Solid point here. I'm in.

[🚫👁️Drinks on Saturday🇺🇸 @drinkonsaturday]

Home Depot needs a bar. Not some sad coffee kiosk— a legit lumberyard lounge maybe called The Buzz Saw. One drink maximum, but the menu is endless: ice-cold IPAs, smooth bourbons, crisp seltzers, even a “Weekend Warrior” margarita that hits just right. No heavy pours, no bar tabs that bankrupt you. Just enough buzz to turn that overwhelming sea of aisles into a playground.

Picture it: you walk in, that fresh-cut pine smell hits you like freedom. Grab a stool at the bar near the entrance. One quick drink while the helpful associate (now your new best friend) runs through tool recommendations. “This DeWalt drill? Pairs perfectly with the pale ale.” Suddenly you’re not just buying a hammer—you’re building the damn man cave of your dreams. Flooring? Hell yes. That fancy grill? Load it up. The oscillating sander you didn’t know you needed? Ring it up.

Wives dragging their feet on paint swatches? “Babe, park it at the bar, sip a rosé, I’ll handle the heavy stuff.” No more bitching, just happy vibes and bigger carts. Impulse buys go through the roof. Studies already show alcohol loosens wallets—why do you think Costco moves so much booze? Home Depot could own the weekend warrior market.

Employees become legends: mixologists in orange aprons slinging advice with the drinks. “Pro tip: that pressure washer goes down smoother with a shot of enthusiasm.” Shareholders cheer as same-store sales spike. Target has Starbucks. Kroger has lattes. Home Depot deserves cold ones. Let’s make hardware sexy again.

Corporate, if you’re reading: one drink max keeps it responsible, endless choices keep it fun. Families win, marriages survive the reno, and America gets shit done with a smile. Who’s ready to swing by The Buzz Saw this Saturday?

[Kyle from TMWITY @Kylewasher]

@DE_Gifford Buddy, ever see how expensive it is to utilize M1 tracks. Don't see that market in the city.

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@sticksnstonez2 How's it taste? I love architect!

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@mich_enjoyer C and it's not even close!

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@TheDailyDraught Scarcity at one point. Literally it.

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@goodbreffis @HuffDaddy38

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@akafaceUS @HuffDaddy38 when a toupee isn't enough..

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@HuffDaddy38 @CincyLight @Mcdonald2001J Pour em out for Harambe

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@Jaykelz We can only hope.