Kyle W. Beaird

Iowa Football and Wrestling fan who considers himself a half-ass writer when not watching two kids or running three separate tech companies into the ground...

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@nelson_brands Knowing you, you lost the bets too… congrats on your new job Big Cat… you are going to kick ass!

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@BarstoolUIowa Why is never an emergency order to keep bars open a couple extra hours & reduction in drinking age for a game?
#ThisIsntRussiaDanny!

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@elonmusk Id like to speak to someone on your staff to create the service that helps US citizens obtain birth certificates, marriage licenses, and driver’s licenses (or state IDs) more quickly and easily. I forwarded a X post of someone who didn’t in 5 days!

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[The🐰FOO @PolitiBunny]

For shits and giggles, I decided to see just how hard it would be to replace my birth certificate, Social Security card, AND my marriage license, since Democrats think women are too stupid to figure it out.

Here's how it went:

1. Birth certificate: Contacted the health department of the county where I was born. They OVERNIGHTED a certified copy to me the next day - total cost, $14.

2. SS Card: Contacted Social Security on their site. They asked if I was sure I needed the card, since I 'won't likely be asked for it.' I went ahead and got it - took five business days to arrive - total cost, $0.

3. Marriage License: Went to the 'vital docs' site of the county where we were hitched. Filled everything out online, arrived in three days - total cost, $5.

It cost less than $20 to obtain all three certified/legal documents, and it took less than five business days to receive them. Note: if I had lived where I was born or married, it would have been a day. Tops.

Anyone telling you this is too hard or unfair is lying and hiding the real reason they want to stop Voter ID.

I know you guys knew that already... lol

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@smartmoneyfi @unusual_whales AI finds them then human confirms… FBI & ICE will be hiring more people soon!

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@CutwaterSpirits The perfect mix for Lollapalooza Chicago 2025!!!

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@alppouch Please, please, please add Cinnamon to your next product drop… then I wouldn’t have to buy anything other than Alp! I’m a lifetime client if you do it! Thank you very much for all the other great flavors!

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@Starbucks We love you too folks… way to make my daughter’s day… So shines a good deed in a weary world!

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@JDVanceNew 👍🏼

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@realTrumpNewsX Every Canadian except Trudeau!

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@FloWrestling @NCAAWrestling Great job you guys, you’ve come a long way baby!
#ForTheGoodOfTheSport!

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@andreagail_k @AlecLace @elonmusk Harris is not in the White House yet? The Vice President has an office in the West Wing of the White House, as well as in the nearby Eisenhower Executive Office Building.

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@ElonMuskOde A+!

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@markjos05095724 But the City Manager said… ha!

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@HWC_wrestling That was a great trip with great people!!! Thank you Hawkeye fans!!!

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@elonmuskTN Yes

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@NBCOlympics @peacock @USAWrestling @TeamUSA Thank you Peacock for great coverage, you people are amazing!!!

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@Hawks_Wrestling @LeeSpencerlee36 Way to go Lee & the HWC!!!

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@libsoftiktok @EastCentralHS American taxpayers pay for that school, the board should fire the administrators!

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@CRKernels Geading over tonight with 20 folks including our 14u Phenom Illinois team… let’s get a win!!!