Kyle W. Crew

[Kyle W. Crew @kylewcrew]

Went to the grocery store Monday, spent a ton on healthy food, tried to make a wedge salad today for lunch, broke the knife because the head of lettuce was so tough, finally got that sucker cut in half and it was a cabbage. I bought a damn cabbage. It’s Jan 10th and I give up.

[Kyle W. Crew @kylewcrew]

year 24 of disappointing my grandmother by not bringing a date to thanksgiving...

[Kyle W. Crew @kylewcrew]

@NealHollis That’s what I like to hear! Have you picked out some locations yet?

[Motley Crew Investments @crewcompanies]

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[Kyle W. Crew @kylewcrew]

@DustinShattles Spoken from a true rental car salesman

[Kyle W. Crew @kylewcrew]

so if you accidentally blow through a toll booth in a rental car, who gets charged? asking for a friend

[Kyle W. Crew @kylewcrew]

@DustinShattles Yessir

[Kyle W. Crew @kylewcrew]

@D_ware02 Find someone to run it, I know of a couple good spots for one...

[Kyle W. Crew @kylewcrew]

@Kilroydawg I do but I was in a hurry 😂

[Kyle W. Crew @kylewcrew]

Went to the grocery store Monday, spent a ton on healthy food, tried to make a wedge salad today for lunch, broke the knife because the head of lettuce was so tough, finally got that sucker cut in half and it was a cabbage. I bought a damn cabbage. It’s Jan 10th and I give up.

[Kyle W. Crew @kylewcrew]

@laine_moore never going to the grocery store again

[Kyle W. Crew @kylewcrew]

@oliviadowe A travesty

[Ron Lee @ronlee1975]

Ole Dabo looks like he ought be peddling encyclopedias for a living, but damned if he ain't a pretty good coach.

[Kyle W. Crew @kylewcrew]

most app updates are trash but spotify moving the recently added songs to the top of your playlists is a gift

[Kyle W. Crew @kylewcrew]

@BrotherBedroom @AndrewAlex42 😂

[Kyle W. Crew @kylewcrew]

@JakeGriffith10 The dumbest chart I’ve ever seen. Cellphone $40 😂

[Kyle W. Crew @kylewcrew]

Growing up sucks man. Opened Google this morning and found this search after a night on the town.

[Kyle W. Crew @kylewcrew]

@C_millz6 @laine_moore Theo

[Kyle W. Crew @kylewcrew]

@kyledawson8090 Ahh. I see your point.