Kyle W. Penn

Reader. Thinker. Copywriter. Vagabond.

[Kyle W. Penn @kylewpenn]

Sure wouldn’t be rocking this rad custom-print message from Feast Studio + Press if I didn’t intend to drop a ballot today. Polls are still open. Get out and vote.

Also: https://t.co/EgVoUcnT94

#yyccc #yycvote #farkno #yyc

[Kyle W. Penn @kylewpenn]

@stefansmith If there's a wrong decision to be made, you can bet that @YourAlberta will make it. Every. Single. Time.

[Kyle W. Penn @kylewpenn]

@stefansmith @UbakaOgbogu @MccabeCJM @bisi_akins I’m in! Thanks, all! 👏👏👏

[Kyle W. Penn @kylewpenn]

@stefansmith @CPLCavalryFC @CPLsoccer Your last point is the big one for me, @stefansmith. @CPLCavalryFC, @CPLsoccer: do right by your fans (and, by extension, the league). Provide a safe environment for supporters to enjoy the game without worrying about what sort of COVID variant they might take home with them.

[Kyle W. Penn @kylewpenn]

@stefansmith Ugh. My dude.

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@stefansmith @KyleBottoms 😢

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@Gobrinz YOU THE BEST THERE EVER WAS, GOBZ

[Kyle W. Penn @kylewpenn]

TO FORGE IS TO FRAUD #FraudFC @ForgeFCHamilton #CavalryFC @CPLCavalryFC

[Kyle W. Penn @kylewpenn]

@Gobrinz You're a madman.

[Kyle W. Penn @kylewpenn]

@Gobrinz @MemoryExpress THE MOST stoked for you, my dude! Great to see all your hard work and hustle pay off. The biggest congratulations.

[Kyle W. Penn @kylewpenn]

@Gobrinz Yup. Def checks out.

[Kyle W. Penn @kylewpenn]

This, right here.

[Skoog @Skoog]

me: student loans are crippling our generation

person that types with their index fingers and can’t rotate a pdf: i bought my house with three buttons and a carton of camels in 1974

[Kyle W. Penn @kylewpenn]

@stefansmith @LFC Oooof. Sorry, my dude. Also, nice bit of @lfc shade there, haha.

[Kyle W. Penn @kylewpenn]

@Gobrinz 👌

[Kyle W. Penn @kylewpenn]

@Gobrinz Yuuuuuup.

[Kyle W. Penn @kylewpenn]

Me, all day, forever.

[GOBZ @GOBZ_01]

someone said "thank you" for holding a door open and i just replied a combination of "no problem" and "no worries" which came out as "no prow-eez" end me

[Kyle W. Penn @kylewpenn]

This is literally the best thing I've seen on the internet all day. Check it, @zenx13.
https://t.co/7O9k80gwni

[Kyle W. Penn @kylewpenn]

Just got called out at work by @lin_oosterhoff for not tweeting enough. Guess I gotta step my Twitter game up.

[Kyle W. Penn @kylewpenn]

#ElectionNight

[Kyle W. Penn @kylewpenn]

Wow this is a train wreck. #ElectionNight