How to sleep during a UK heatwave:
Open the window (invites 400 moths).
Turn on the fan (just blows hot air around).
Remove all sheets.
Accept that sleep is a concept from a past life.
Just wait for the 5:00 AM birds to mock you.
Southampton FC is not a real football establishment but a long cruel social experiment to study how much pain and grief one can withstand in a single lifetime #saintsfc