Kylie Thompson

[🦈Shark Lady🦈 @soFISHtication]

Facts that I love sharing w/ non-scientists to get their reaction:

1- snakes are tetrapods
2- the shark lineage is older than the tree lineage
3- yes, elephants can swim and they don’t walk in the bottom like hippos
4- there is an omnivorous shark
5- whale sharks have eye teeth

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human has made quite the sandwich for lunch. but when i placed my chin on their knee. and looked up at them softly. they only offered me. a piece of lettuce. nobody talk to me. for the rest of the day

[مريم حسنا @Maryamhasnaa]

What a difference a year makes.

[Khalil @K_kvilla]

The Hulu layout is so dumb and unnecessarily complicated. What I’m currently watching should be one of the first things I see when I open the app/site.

[Barb McQuade @BarbMcQuade]

Flattening the curve is a social justice issue, and we all have to do our part. #Flattenthecurve https://t.co/OUOLH3vc0U

[Grumpy Hermit @yabbie5674]

@youngcogan Knee reconstruction, spinal block due to a cold

Halfway through I come to enough to hear the surgeon and the nurse arguing over where the screwdriver was.

Helpful me said “I’ve got one in my car downnstairs”

Fade to black

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

it is really cool. that this year. i was given a whole extra day to love you

[Nichole J. Henderson @_nicholej]

@aj_fairley I’m sorry YOU feel that way...
I’m sorry YOU reacted that way...
I’m sorry YOUR feelings are hurt...

No accountability whatsoever. 🙃

[Jenny Constable @JennyLConstable]

man was staring me on the subway earlier. he leaned forward and I thought “aw well here we go” and prepared for the usual horrific sleazy comment. instead he looked directly in my eyes and said “what’s the point in you wearing a scarf if you have bare legs”. then got up and left.

[Netflix @netflix]

what’s something you can say during sex but also when you manage a brand twitter account?

[ash @_ashlikethat]

Saw this on fb, too wholesome not to share (watch ‘til the end) 🥺

[Pew Environment @pewenvironment]

Happy #WorldJellyfishDay! Reflecting light from a remotely operated vehicle, this otherwise colorless jelly was spotted off Revillagigedo Archipelago—site of Mexico's largest fully protected marine reserve. 📷by @EVNautilus

[Meagan King @Meagan__King]

This is what it looks like when your husband worked a 12 hour day, missed bed time (their thing), and leaves for a week+ in a few days. Soph was ready for bed by 6:15 and was asleep the second she hit her bed but she’ll always wake up for snugs with her daddy 💜

[Heidi Stevens @HeidiStevens13]

When I saw Oprah interview Michelle Obama, Oprah asked how Michelle got over feeling intimidated sitting at big tables filled with smart, powerful men and Michelle said, “You realize pretty quickly that a lot of them aren’t that smart.” I think about that quote every single day.

[Daniel Garcia @DanielxXxGarcia]

If you ask a white person "how's it going?" And they respond with "it's going" that roughly translates to "contemplating killing myself."