Kylie

Desert Dweller. Michigan Transplant. Some sort of millennial dog mother. I work in entertainment and it’s fun.

[໊ @buffys]

please unconsider it

[Kylie @kylie_kat2009]

@TheWoodyHogan @mjdelarue13 The dolly cookies and the Blondie bar are next level good

[Kylie @kylie_kat2009]

@NoahKahan Don’t forget about the little bugs!

[Kylie @kylie_kat2009]

Feels good to be back, kids.

[Kylie @kylie_kat2009]

@NoahKahan Get me out of section 314 then 🧐

[Teeth‽‽‽ @localtoothfae]

Check in on the Arizonans in your life, they just announced that Salad and Go is closing tomorrow and we’re all distraught

[Kylie @kylie_kat2009]

@FaceLikeFlint66 @Osint613 You know that American service members reside at that base correct?

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

The countries where comedians can't mock the leader on late night TV are not really ones you want to live in.

[Kylie @kylie_kat2009]

@itsallphoenix2 35th ave/greenway has this middle eastern restaurant. BEST baklava and shawarma I’ve had out here

[Kylie @kylie_kat2009]

You ever crack your neck so loud that your noise cancelling headphones get less transparency for a second? No?

[Jay Hochstetler @JDHarness]

YouTube TV going up another 10 bucks a month. Your boy is gonna have to go back to hitting the 7 seas

[Kylie @kylie_kat2009]

Do you think Vance learned what the word ‘platitude’ means today?

[Kylie @kylie_kat2009]

What’s good, twitter. It’s been a while.

[Kylie @kylie_kat2009]

@stoolpresidente Nailed it.

[Pauly Shore @PaulyShore]

2 words ~Shore 2024

[Kylie @kylie_kat2009]

@AmiriKing 5 is just trying to stay out of it and keep our water clean

[Kylie @kylie_kat2009]

I should post more obnoxious stuff on here.

[Kylie @kylie_kat2009]

Twitter is my safe space, thx.

[Kylie @kylie_kat2009]

“My illness is chronic but my tits are iconic.” 🫣💀

[Kylie @kylie_kat2009]

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