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live tweeting from rock bottom.

[kylie @kyliesheaa]

@CapitalOne @taylorswift13 Shimmer #TSxCapitalOne and #Giveaway

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

Ok for example… what if they just wheel a piano out on the field and she performs STAY?!? No one is playing any games after that. You literally have to go home and hug your family or sit in the dark and think of every bad relationship decision you’ve ever made. #SuperBowl

[channing @changotbanz]

this gotta be the wind spongebob delivered the pizza in

[kim ᯽ @therealkimj]

i hate being a customer i hate doing that to someone

[big mac @tismqueen]

if taylor swift isn’t in your spotify wrapped and i see you got tickets to the eras tour, it’s on site.

[nicole @swiftiieeeeee]

Did the ticketmaster bruise paint you blue?
Just between us, how long were you in that queue?

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

And I don't know how it gets better than this
You take my hand and drag me head first
Waitlist

[trash jones @jzux]

am i burnt out or have i just always been kinda stupid

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m done saying “let me know.” no one should be letting me know anything

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“It’s spooky season” grow up. Everything is scary all the time

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

going outside touching grass and not glorifying a LITERAL MURDERER who ATE ppl is costs £0.00

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

same.

[kylie @kyliesheaa]

what do these girls get a sign on bonus if they get engaged? #TheBachelorette

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

my “i’ll get paid again” attitude needs to chill

[TheBachBabes @TheBachBabes]

Me getting ready for another night of Rachel crying, Gabby saying “yeah,” and subpar men acting foolish

#TheBachelorette

[kylie @kyliesheaa]

wow I want the confidence level of a bombshell arriving at the Villa.

[Rod @justme_rod]

If you call me the wrong name I will legally change it before correcting you.

[maggie lalley @magslals]

It would be so nice to be delusionally self confident but instead I have to “do affirmations” and “go to therapy” so annoying

[trash jones @jzux]

i am not having a baja blast i am actually kind of having a baja hard time