claire 🦇

tumblr enthusiast. | 19 | MA

[claire 🦇 @kyloxrn]

if you didn’t know already, this is an oxford comma stan account.

[lauren @laurenashastro]

"the album will grow on you!" no it won't i'm not listening to it again lmfao

[t !🕸️ adultsfx s3 soon @huntersloki]

i’m sorry but this is hilarious 😭😭 #loveislandusa

[claire 🦇 @kyloxrn]

why are my instagram notes gone how will i ever micro flirt nowww

[claire 🦇 @kyloxrn]

@RITUA1L you’re so real for this

[claire 🦇 @kyloxrn]

THANK YOU @camrynrb AND YOUR PARTNER FOR GIVING US YOUR SPOT AT B STAGE BARRICADE.

[AWSTEN KNIGHT @awsten]

AWSTEN IN BOSTON, WOULDN’T RHYME IF IT WASNT TRUE

[claire 🦇 @kyloxrn]

@Jyoung_SBRHS my amazing photography skills

[claire 🦇 @kyloxrn]

@Jyoung_SBRHS …miss 🍅🍅

[claire 🦇 @kyloxrn]

@Jyoung_SBRHS and mean girls lives to see another day

[claire 🦇 @kyloxrn]

today at work someone ordered a diet dr pepper but i forgot to make it diet so i just marked the little bubbles on the lid to say that it was a diet dr pepper so basically i gaslit that poor woman into thinking she was drinking a diet dr pepper but it was not diet. i’m so sorry.

[claire 🦇 @kyloxrn]

so we’re still calling it twitter, right?

[claire 🦇 @kyloxrn]

my fatal flaw is that i always pronounce cillian murphy as sillian murphy

[claire 🦇 @kyloxrn]

i will never forgive those bitches on love island for sending cinco home. he deserved better ✊

[claire 🦇 @kyloxrn]

@Jyoung_SBRHS patiently waiting for day 15…

[Gillette Stadium @GilletteStadium]

You asked, we listened!

RT and follow us to enter to win a 2nd custom #13 Swift jersey!

[Gillette Stadium @GilletteStadium]

13 years ago Taylor Swift played her first Gillette Stadium show.

1 week until she plays her 13th.

RT and follow to enter to win a custom #13 Swift jersey!

[claire 🦇 @kyloxrn]

me after watching electrify #nescs23

[claire 🦇 @kyloxrn]

there is no greater alliance formed than the one between you and an acquaintance in the nurses office

[claire 🦇 @kyloxrn]

everyday, i wake up disappointed that judge judy hasn’t been ellen-d yet